
The Fiddler 🦭
@fiddlerboi
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I’m just a seally guy!
Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined January 2017
The most beautiful woman of all time
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Charlie: “Pim, Pim! Niko’s stuck. Help me get him out. He could have a heart attack!” Pim: “A— a heart attack? Charlie, I don’t think that’s real.” Charlie: “No, my uncle actually got stuck inbetween a pipe and almost got one.” Pim: “Oh— oh my god. Is he okay?”
Charlie: “Pim, I don’t think this guy can smile…” Pim: “Nonsense, Charlie! Niko can smile. Right Niko? what’s got you so down!?” Niko: “Mmmmm… mnnnnnnnnn..” [Whines]
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Who do you think really runs things?
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guy who knows 1 seal: you gotta check out yo-chan guy who knows 100 seals: my favourite seal? probably Nubble from Tierpark + Fossilium Bochum in Bochum, Germany guy who knows 1,000 seals: you gotta check out yo-chan
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I watched Alien with his commentary last night and every other scene he said something along the lines of “damn that’s good” or “it hasn't aged at all” and I just nodded in agreement every time.
Ridley Scott says modern movies are “shit” and he just watches his own movies nowadays. “They’re really good! And also, they don’t age”
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sealtober day 4: monster mash!!! I wanted to draw my favorite monster pyramid head 🦭🖤 #sealtober #silenthill
#sealtober 2025 is HERE!!!!!!!!! a few repeat prompts from last year, but mostly new :3 YAAAY im so excited #sealtwt
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Pass the seal, it’s been a day 🚬
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Tweets moments before disaster lmao
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just saw a tweet about how it's embarrassing to order a sandwich with a silly name, and it reminded me of ordering at my old bodega, where the cook would play dumb to make me say the name of my favorite sandwich, "gay boy"
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