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valentine’s day 💔

Dimarahin Nuel 🤤🤤🤤>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dipikir-pikir s*xual abus*rs are a lot worse than animals. Kucing gua yang lagi birahi aja, kalau gua bilang gak boleh, gak ngapa-ngapain kucing lain. Common sense setara kucing aja gak ada.

Ok #刘枭 #时光代理人

❤️Day 30!💛 Don't fix him or make him worse accept all flaws.

Orang-orang jaman kini tuh budget makannya berapa sih. Gua liat review di app sebelah, orangnya bilang “MURAAAAH BANGETTTTT”. Yang direview gua hafal harga seporsinya 95k, cok. Murah menurut siape sih bangke, nenek lu aja ngomel kalau lu minta traktir makan di situ.

Most likely yes, this is how my wife acts when she is ovulating.

Giliran gua gak jadi kerja, malah temen gua yang jaga, anjir. Tau gitu gua kerja.

semenjak tau dari seorang bijak di tumblr bahwa laki menghindari perempuan curvy karna khawatir titiw nya gak cukup panjang untuk deep penetration, i see fatphobic men differently. "oh his dick is small." and move on.

Born to Kill myself Forced to understand your perspective and where you're coming from

Ya Allah, bini gua beneran SALTING BERAT tiap Han Sugang muncul. Gua gak kuat cekikikan, who raised my wife? (Me. 😂)

Dari Izen, gua belajar kalau kelakuan gua sebenernya kayak anjing. Ni anjing.

Kenapa ya Nyuey sangat ucing putih core.

How to be less obvious when something upsets me 101. Ternyata gua kalau bete di kerjaan kelihatan banget.

Udah ah, istliku sudah eeo. Dunia sudah tidak seru.

To think about it, you’re not a pathological liar. If “pathological imbecility” was a thing, that describes you better, boo.

Kok bisa ada orang melihara goblok sampai gua cegukan jam setengah 5 subuh gara-gara ngetawain kegoblokannya?

Hm bangsat bangsat.

these ppl don’t realize phainon would unplug their life support to charge mydei’s phone

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