@MrRightke___ Sonko - we ( wearing ODM T-shirts ) burnt vehicles and blamed it on @TheODMparty UDA hired goons to chase Ruto in Kondele to blame ODM and Raila. Similar script. @Robaa82 @ArapTilingi

Winny Odinga to Oketch Salah and Chokoraa Twitter:

“Sit there and wait for your dad to come back and explain to him where you have been since morning”

Passing time with mkuru's headlines hitter,hiyo pande ?

But who told Ugandans that the little water left in the basin should be poured on the feet?😅😅😅

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

You borrowed money from loan apps and blocked them everywhere & now you find your power bank ringing.

Patient: we are the reason you're getting paid Me who is volunteering 🌝

"Nimalizie tu niende nayo, naezakuachia nirudi Kesho nipate hapa imegeuzwa butchery..."

Your boyfriend on his payday, recalling that one time you once called him a “stupid useless man”.😭….

Everyone wants to become a millionaire tomorrow 😂🙌

Why do footballers sweat while the stadium is full of fans?

Two rounds with your friend can't destroy your friendship.

One day, the shooting of Corporal Caroline Kangongo and the two other officers will be uncovered...

Seeing pastor’s wife wearing the dress I donated to the poor…..😂

Mtumie DM ama umpigie umwambie, kwani hauna nambake....?

Another morning above the ground, ni God Manzee....🙏

Talking stage Her: i saw you have many hoodies Me:😂😂😂

Your father coming back to claim his small family after he left your mother pregnant 30 years ago😭……

When you finally get that one job you know nothing about after lying on your CV....

So now people are getting Blue tick budges on WhatsApp. 😳