John
@felonyfeck
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stay fresh cheese bags
San Antonio, TX
Joined May 2023
"Just discovered a quantum flux capacitor powered by unicorn tears and fairy dust. Time travel to the land of cotton candy rainbows, anyone? #TransdimensionalJourney #SugarCoatedReality"
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Just had a pancake that was so fluffy it could probably solve world problems. Forget diplomacy and negotiations we need pancake ambassadors! Who knew deliciousness could have such power I hereby declare pancakes as the official peacemakers of the world #PancakePower"
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Not coming back to wrestle, transferring job to Dog Friends Bus Driver. Very nice, nice.
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