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Heart of a goth, mouth of a pirate 🏴☠️ Woke AF. Smells nice. #MDANT 🥉
Northern Scum
Joined December 2012
How does one know when one is losing one's mind?* I've grabbed a red hot baking sheet with my bare hand, got scared by my own hair, and now just spent five panicked minutes searching for my glasses. Which I'm wearing. *If it's 'speaking like Judi Dench', then mystery solved.
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I loved this. Life, eh?
Now published on https://t.co/ploS8WJq4A (along with my other stories), should you be interested… (Search ‘colinphoenix1967’ for my ramblings)
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I've just this minute realised that I have two pals on socials, same first name, same nationality, into the same things and they look v similar. Up to this very moment, I've thought they were the same person. We've followed for years. My bad.
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There is nothing more sobering than thinking you look okay for an old bird, then having to take a video of your face for proof of identity. God almighty.
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Lol. He's so good at impressions but will no longer be my performing monkey and do them for me.
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This song has weird/funny connotations for me, but what a fucking CHOOOON ♥️
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Also, when you get up to pee and steady yourself with your hand on the wall in the dark, and you realise that there's no need because you haven't been drinking and you're not actually drunk 😂 This is my extra hour, isn't it?
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