FEDICAL
@fedical
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ALL tweets are satire and not an admission of guilt. Gentleman and scholar. Disliker of all things pittsburgh
Morgantown, WV
Joined September 2020
I pissed on a blanket in the back of the ambulance and then blamed it on the patient when my driver complained about it later.
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Fuck my goyslave zogcattle piece of shit retard life this job is the worst thing ever.
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nobody with an IQ over 130 has algo pull. their posts are too niche. nobody understands them. they never go viral. they just don't have it and never will. the cutoff is like 3K followers. if you have more than that, you're a midwit.
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Fuck this piece of shit job I hope this ambulance blows up with me inside it.
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God forbid a swagged up white boy try to request a day off around here!.
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First ever black woman who is Jewish too.
It’s July 30, 2025, and Oprah had to be shamed into opening her road so families could reach safety because her conscience didn’t compel her to do it during a massive tsunami
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Get a load of this fucking jew
Jesus would fucking despise you.
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Not sure if you guys heard but the sabraton long John silvers caught fire yesterday and I thought that was funny.
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I never got enough credit for going to Europe and not posting it on my instagram.
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I’ve seen Mexican Fourth of July parties with more firepower.
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Tyler Childers doing world tours where he kisses boys and plays his worst music meanwhile my goat colter wall riding horses and milking his cows somewhere in saskatchewan.
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People may think I wear sunglasses indoors because I’m just cool and awesome but it’s actually so the foidlings don’t see me admiring their adorable toes from afar.
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