not julia roberts
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37. no thoughts, just vibes.
Providence, RI
Joined January 2009
as a passenger princess, i approve this message.
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RT @thekuhlest: she was in that woman’s kitchen in her underwear eating her leftovers. natasha should’ve killed her.
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making a margarita and I only found half of my cocktail shaker and i said out loud “where’s your top?” so now my shaker is named eddie diaz.
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🎶 in the aaaarms of an angel 🎶.
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oh to be trampled by the 9-1-1 pumpkin.
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i was already having a bad day and then i was given this monstrosity instead of my spicy snack wrap
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can we stop with the techno during gay porn i’m old and i have auditory sensitivities now.
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getting a dress for a wedding in the mail tomorrow that is 100% for the female gaze only. it better fit because i do not wish to be perceived by men anymore. i want renee rapp.
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hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahagaggHqhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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broke a toe that i’ve already broken and honestly i think it would hurt less if i just cut the damn thing off.
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bad news…i’m on my neighbor’s ring camera for 3 minutes awkwardly trying to explain why i’m taking a package off their porch
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