ғᴀᴛᴋɪᴅ_ᴄᴏᴏʟ
@fatkid_cool
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Collector of naps and snacks. Built like a before photo. Fascinated by #ɢᴏʀʟᴅᴡᴏʀʟᴅ lore. ღ
Joined November 2019
When will #FoodieBeauty admit she needs therapy? Being able to quit other bad habits doesn’t fix the daily gorge & reboot BS she calls self-control. She can reset all she wants ⋯ but if the binge button gets hit daily, it’s just a hamster wheel with snack breaks. 🐹 #GorlWorld
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“Huge cleaning” ⇋ #Quirkyloverosee somehow nails the event 𝘢𝘯𝘥 the supervisor in one phrase. #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Morning☀️tip: floss first, sniff second. #FoodieBeauty is full-on hot garbage energy. 🤢 #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Archival footage of a scale’s final moments. Watch a much thinner #FoodieBeauty say, "It cracked." The scale self-destructed under her weight. 🫢😬 #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Yeah, #AmberlynnReid ‒ turning pets into victims of her chaos documentary since forever. #ALR #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Oh, definitely. She’ll love Southeast Asia ⋯ waddling through Malaysian heat and drowning in humidity like a soggy bread bowl. Endurance queen. 🌴🔥 #FoodieBeauty #GorlWorld #LolCow
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If 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐜𝐤 had a mascot, #Quirkyloverosee would be it. She is a hardcore sound-of-her-own-voice enthusiast with overblown self-importance. Grow the hell up, you professional victim. 🖕 #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Official count. ⏱️🍩☕️ It took this efficiency heifer four fucking chomps to down that donut. #FoodieBeauty #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Wake up, #GorlWorld. It’s Monday ∾ cue the 40th “this time I’m serious” diet arc and mobility miracle. #FoodieBeauty #LolCow
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This clip of #FoodieBeauty falling off her sofa brings me such joy. It’s like the couch hit eject. ⏏️ True cinematic greatness. 🎬🎥 #GorlWorld #LolCow
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First of all, those are some aggressively attention-seeking tig ol’ bitties. 😲 And second, I cannot stomach her loud, fake, performative, look-at-me energy wrapped in a smug, clout-chasing, no-bra-wearing spectacle. #Quirkyloverosee #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Rewind to the time #FoodieBeauty used her filthy backscratcher as a mac and cheese fork because her fat ass was too lazy to walk downstairs. She was and will always be fucking repulsive. #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Hygiene hacks from #FoodieBeauty: polish your plaque with a crusty paper towel, then rinse off last night’s eye makeup by spitting on it. Peak glamour. #GorlWorld #LolCow
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Rise and shine, #GorlWorld. ☕️🍳 Nothing fuels productivity quite like a runny egg sandwich and scooting around in an office chair like it’s your primary mode of transportation. Embrace the bare minimum, #Quirkyloverosee. #QLR #LolCow
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What do you think #Salah’s face is going to look like when he realizes her “working on myself” era evaporated the second she hit Canadian soil? #FoodieBeauty took her promise of personal growth 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 literally. #ai #GorlWorld #LolCow
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♡ ᴠɪɴᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ's ᴅᴀʏ ♡ The time taco sauce was 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮 happy to see her. 🌮 A love story more committed than any of her actual relationships, because this one didn’t cheat or file divorce papers. #FoodieBeauty #GorlWorld #LolCow
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#FoodieBeauty, nothing screams "mobility goals" like rolling into your romantic getaway like a human beach ball. Enjoy the view, #Salah! #GorlWorld #LolCow 🐄
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