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14-02 🤗Quantity Surveyor (, FUTA) and UI designer || Sport lover|| I am a Muslim
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After watching the interview
@iammohbad_
had with
@Symply_Tacha
Im weirdly looking forward to the album Mohbad said he’d be working on which is to be named after his son
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Want to pop some balloons? I’m providing you the chance to.
Say a prayer for me when you come across this
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@Oluwakemi_x
I was notified of this tweet "Replied to your story" with a name tag to it and I began wondering who has been using my twitter with me. Story? How? On Twitter? 😂
Opened it and saw that it's part of your tweet😂
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Y’all don’t use your pictures as lock screen?
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Started the year single, ending the year single
“Started the year single, ending the year single” thread.
Let’s go!!! 🤗
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You see that thing they show in movies where two people will be on a bike and people will be chasing them, one of them will now turn back and start shooting the people chasing them and end up winning.
I want to do it too 😩😂
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My mum called you tell me to send her something for my birthday. I told her she’s not supposed to be billing me today being my birthday and she said it took her 3 hours to give birth to me so she’s entitled to something 😂😂
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"I was just accepted for the
#I4GZuri
scholarship, and I'm excited to learn and improve my tech career. Thanks to
@ingressive4Good
and
@thezuriteam
for their contributions”.
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Normally, I won’t even agree to go out if I don’t have money. Imagine not being able to add 8,350 to the 60k your date paid 😭😭
I’d rather just stay in my house please and thank you, no vex my very sweet date 😂😂
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I'm tweeting this in memory of you, Adeleke. Meeting you in camp was one best thing Kogi did for me. You were so full of life and fun to be with. I remember we making gest of you each time we hear the sound of the beagle, we'd tell you we aren't interested if it's not for allawee
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@farouq_yahaya
@_theladymo
No way
Anyways, dropping the bread in bits inside the tea and using spoon to scoop is way better sha 😑
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On my way to work this morning, I met a lady who made a compliment about me just when I wanted to cross
A part of me wanted to respond but I didn’t because I thought she was most likely one of those people who compliment people only to invite them to a “photo shoot” and start…
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@Iam_Mimoa
@Pricele62998105
@kaderkingpin91
@Ademiici
@deshola55
@madeinlagos
This is a different scenerio entirely. You initiated the date, pay for it or atleast tell your partner they're responsible for whatever they do (both gender)
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I have this friend who’s been threatening me with a terrible picture of mine 😩😩
She’s threatening to upload it on my birthday. How do I deal with her?
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Peace
I can be very understanding
I won’t stress you
I do not feel entitled
I know how to give Amebo ☺️
I can cook
I can dance and DANCE
I would always want to hear you speak
I might be able to give solution to problems you encounter but we gather Dey inside
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Wanted to drop small pick up line, remembered we are in the afternoon of the holy month and I deleted it
Bros, we’ll meet later sogbo
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Heat will chase you and that your baby out of that room tomorrow
NEPA will cease light
Your Generator will spoil
The gas in your AC will finish
Your hand fan will break
The battery in the electric fan will run down
Val maa tan, eeyan lo ma ku
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This woman didn’t even have to stress before she used bumbum to shift me away on the seat 😒. Like I didn’t adjust myself and neither did she push me. She sat and I found myself sliding to the other side 😂😂
Ahn Ahn
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House inspection fee
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Slim, conservative, wild and naughty >>>>>
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On my way home yesterday, I saw a KAI operatives trying to bundle one man inside their van for crossing the road
It was a real tug of war
The man struggled while shouting “mi o so da” and that was when it dawned on me that I actually crossed the road but at a different location
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Maybe somebody: “What do you bring to the table?”
Me: My dear, everything is now expensive. Shey we won’t sell the table like this? 🌚
I’m sure you’ll understand. Thank you so much for your understanding. I knew you were a darling
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I should avoid wearing leg chains, waist beads and piercings just so I can attract a man? 😂😂😂
Y’all should stop playing please
I’d wear them till I get tired of them
“Because of man” has to be the funniest reason for you to tell someone not to do something
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I’m so tempted to text someone I haven’t spoken to in years but I have ptsd from the last one I did.
Called to say check on someone after a long while and the response was terrible.
Should I or should I not? I hate getting “cold shoulder reaction”
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Fatimat, you can now eat your food. We won.
Me: even if we lost, you think I wont eat? Dey play, Laslas we go swear for Desmond Elliot (fuck him anyways)
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It didn’t take off😭😭😂
It was a primary school excursion
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It’s not me that’ll post my TBs on here before I’ll be on my own one day and someone will come with it to prove a point with “this you?” 😂
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This bus smells of fish 😑
Like they just brought it out of a fishpond
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@SaharaReporters
@Fmohnigeria
@NCDCgov
@NigeriaGov
They should be tested alongside whatever they brought with them. We can't afford an escalate in the outbreak Courtsey of their arrival please
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They’re using good spoken English to scatter my brain and I love it 😩🤭
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Track the location of kidnappers, you say no
Track the location of gistlover, their prick hard
Who did we offend in this country?
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I don’t think there’s any day I talk to my pops and people don’t wonder who I’m talking to. “Is it your Dad you’re talking to like that?”
Call him husband, Ofcourse he is
But He doesn’t like me again 😩😩cos Last time I told him to chop knuckle, he punched me really hard.
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Welcome me back to Nigeria, I’ve been in Afghanistan all these past months 😂
I kept wondering why I had a Persian calendar showing on my bank app until a friend help me figure it out today that I’ve been in Afghanistan
Moti lo, moti de 💃😮💨
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I think I’m the only Muslim on the TL without Eid pictures 🥹
Anyways, Eid Mubarak from me and mine
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I should have changed my phone when I wanted to last year.
I can’t even dare search or ask for the price because e go hook me for neck 😂😂
Omo, it’s really crazy
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I put woman name as my username, I have a female’s picture on my avi and dp and you just had to go ahead to address me as bro
Is it because I’m slim or is my forehead not big enough? 😒
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Dem don call me “black Angel” today like this 🤭🤭
I just might be the Angel you need in your life 🥰
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Another human being followed you, you said you’re worthy
I have one question for you:
Were you worthless before?
It’s okay to Stan people but don’t be blinded by it, most importantly don’t be stupid because of it please
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A friend texted me earlier to tell me his Dad died and I didn’t feel bad because of some reasons.
I almost said “good for him” but kept it to myself because no matter what the man did, he’d always be my friend’s Dad.
I just asked my friend how he is and he said he’s good
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This year, I’ve been to
1)Lagos state
2)Ogun state
3)Ondo state
4)Oyo state
5)Passed through Osun state
Or should I list the places I went to in these states? 😒
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Small call that I called my uncle, he said “Igbawo ni ki a wa se wedding e?”
How about tomorrow? Shey ko pe ju? 😂😂
Nah me wey call fuck up sha 😂
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Real recognizes real
Happy women’s day to us 🤭🤭😂
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I have some unhealthy things I think about that I need to unlearn
It’s getting the best of me these days 😩
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I did but I can only hope to have another chance at another.
Many of us have ruined a promising relationship at some point due to various reasons. 🤧
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These 9ja people should learn that it’s not until they throw insult before you can make a show interesting or worth watching
I have never seen a group of adults lack direction like these men in my life
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“Fatimat, let me love you and blahblahblah” became songs to my ears.
And this same person sent me a streak of him pressing another woman breast on Snapchat 😂😂
I know it’s his sister, right? 🥹🥹🤭
Mmmmeeeeennnnnn😂😂😂
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It would be my birthday and I have no single plan yet except work
So work it is
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My episode on *People are mad in Lagos”
I stepped out today and on my way back, I got Maryland and needed to link Opebi to get something. While walking down the road, a man hit me from behind and touched my bum. Thinking it was mistake I looked at him
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Now this is what the media houses should have put out not “because she woke up at 4:30am”
No.
Somebody went to dig an old post where she asked for an 80k fridge for Christmas giveaway, then insulted her for cooking for a man who can’t even provide a fridge in the house. People offered to get her the fridge and because her bank details were already out, she got about
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I was in the mosque praying taraweeh earlier and a phone belonging to the girl beside me rang, she bent over to reduce the volume.
It rang again and then she bent over again to reduce the volume but she changed her mind and pick up the phone probably thinking it will ring again
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@theo_ored
@oghenekaro_ex
@___Muna_
The point he was making is why should a married man move to another woman at all?
Wetin do the one at home?
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One annoying thing if they’re two on the seat already is “let that slim lady join us here nah”
You and who is slim? I’m fat in my mind too
Emapami 😂😂
Not trying to insult plus size people oh,
But if u like food that much get your own car 😡 or fat people should pay for two sit, we can't pay same amount for u to occupy everywhere..
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350k to get me flowers?
My love, maa gba Epe o 😂😂
Just do something more reasonable with the money please.
Ose baby, kisses
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I get nervous whenever people retweet my post
Did I say something wrong? Why are they retweeting it? Is it for future evidence?
And it’s because you people aren’t nice on this street 🌚
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Today is my friend’s birthday and decided to be nice to him.
Called him and started singing. He said “are you at the church ni?”
Me: No
Him: so why are you singing
Me: trying to be a nice and good friend to you today
Him: please drop the act, we both know you’re not
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Day 2 task is to replicate at least 3 screens of the CowryWise app to the very best.
#miunify
#miunifygdc
#miunify8
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I was told to help my nephew with his assignment. He was asked to draw a parrot.
Anyways, I drew it and it looked fine. The problem is that the parrot looks bald 😂
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I can now say with every ounce of blood in me that a friend of mine has gone crazy because who eats *Bread and Boiled plantain* together ffs?
Boiled plantain and Bread pressed together and he has the mind to think I’m the only one who hasn’t tried it 😂😂
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Let your mutuals get to know you
Name : Fatimat
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Piercings : 1
Tattoo: 0
School: FUTA
Favorite Artist: BNXN
Favorite drink : water
Relationship status: Single
GOAT: Ronaldo
Quote with yours
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Weird that I don’t have the TikTok app but I have an account
I can’t be the only one I think
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Everyone is farming on thing or the other
Lemme go and join wholeheartedly
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“Awwnnn, you’re such a sweet girl”
Me: Runs to chew bitterleaf 🚶♀️🚶♀️
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At this point, these people should say these things with their full chest (their account) so men can know who to run from.
WTH, like why would false accusation be the first thing that’d come to your mind?
Ahh, me sef fear my gender o
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His country should have won the World Cup instead of that short man 😒
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Some of you have tetanus in your brain.
No premarital sex, no oral sex but you’re okay with Anal sex 😂😂
Bomb Dey your head
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I’m a A,B,C person☺️☺️
It’s your first day at work.
As a cooperate baddie, which fit are you going for?
A,B, C or D?
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There are some people that will call you endearing names like “dear” and you’ll begin to think of ways to “auction their 500 mouth” 😒
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I spoke to a friend and mid convo he said “I’m made already”
In this Tinubu’s regime?
Ose Made in Ilaro 😂😂
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This match should either end this way or South Africa concede one more goal.
Thank you and God bless 😩
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Nigerians are now tweeting like say person die
“Ile aye, ile asan” 😂😂
“They tried their best”
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A Friend: Happy birthday in advance dear. How are we celebrating?
Me: We’d celebrate it together with your own next week as nah 8 days after they did my ikomo.
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@eniturn
@DAMIADENUGA
I like that he sounds like Zinoleesky
I’ve been waiting for someone to replace him with
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This new anthem had better end our problems since the Legislators think it’s the next best thing to be deliberated on
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Egbami, why are pornstars following me up and down?
Wo, you people have not seen your partner in business.
Thank you
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My nephew has been eating same food with us all ever since we got to Grannies place without his mum
She’s on her way now and I’m 💯 sure he’d stop eating and vote for just golden morn
Kids can be very funny
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@Naija_PR
Common sense should have made it clear to them that crime scene should always be closed with security operatives ensuring no one tampers with the evidence(s) but...
I miss road enter this country
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Unintentionally and very unplanned I’m wearing the same dress I wore to one of our clients place today as well
Same dress, same footwear 😩😩
I promise this man that I have plenty other clothes I could have worn
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If posting alcohol is a requirement to do monthly dump, this is how I won’t see anything to post months in, months out
Lemme go and buy schnapps 🌚
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