Humans have singular ideas of feline perfection. With them, corpulence and beauty appear to be terms nearly synonymous. In consequence of this prevalent taste for unwieldiness of bulk, the cats take great pains to acquire it early in life.

RT @nocontextscats: COW

Do not let friends die in a duel

This one is referenced so often, and for good reason

We all miss Hakan

This Patton Oswalt tweet is legendary, and he kept it up surprisingly long. It was only deleted relatively recently. RIP.

No "best ever" list could go without this one

A personal favorite of mine

A meme that many know, but perhaps not original source

And if we're speaking of classics, you cannot ignore this one

A thread of the best tweets of all time. Starting with a classic:

You're so desperate to create a false equivalence that you compare ritualistic everyday-practices with things that either didn't happen, or were exceptionally rare occurrences.

Just so you know, "The Delectable Negro" is just a piece of fiction, whereas widespread cannibalism and sacrifice was a reality in Africa. In fact, modern cannibalism remains a problem in some remote places in Africa to this day.

There is zero evidence for the cannibalism claim re Nat Turner. And, in any case, it describes an individual event, not a widespread practice. Cannibalism and sacrifices were *widely* practiced in Africa. It was part of ordinary tribal society, not a once or twice occurrence.

RT @nypost: 38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp: ‘He caused a ruckus’ .

“Drop the 'Michael'. It's cleaner.”

Like I couldn't even give less of a shit about this issue. But there is one thing I dislike. And that is dishonesty. Oh, and being pathetic.

It's impressive how @Majora__Z again retweeted his thread claiming that Apocalypto is completely inaccurate. Still hasn't responded to his critics, when they show that his entire argument is completely flawed. Importantly, he pretends this criticism never happened.

In a new interview, Sydney Sweeney gave her frank thoughts about world affairs: . “Afro-pessimists were right to prefer the term Afro-realism. I will always root for the underdog, but realistically they are a lost cause.”