Ball up top.

RT @Sixrande:

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RT @TweetsOfHamster:

God is good.

Texting my wife Balatro memes from reddit, livin the dream.

Employee of the Month

Top 5 best things ever invented:.1. Real Love.2. Taco Bell Luxe Cravings box.3. Eating it from the back.4. Diet Coke.5. Dogs with fucked up eyes and tongues that stick out.

Wow, it's so tight and juicy! Your pussy gets five big BOOMS.BOOM‼️.BOOM‼️.BOOM‼️.BOOM‼️.BOOOOOOM‼️.

Me doing a puzzle: do these pieces fit together. fuck.

I can't believe some of you motherfuckers really look like that.

RT @sierras_account: she end up Pied the way I Piper.

White people have gone too far

Question for the sexperts: does Reverse Cowgirl qualify as backshots?.

It better not be fuckin JANUARY right now. oh GODDAMNIT they do this shit to me every year.

If you get backshots from a guy that's shorter than you it's called backpack-shots.

Jordan Peterson dies in 2025.

*seeing a chill dog from across the street* he looks like he smokes weed.

You're gay

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIM, NOT JIMMY.

RT @Guttergore1: repost if you’re a real #dryhumper.