Takes a few days revisiting my cart but I buy that ish tho lol. #FANCYMOMBRAIN

I always feel some sort of #momguilt when I buy myself something.

My mom sends screenshots with no explanation. Typically, a screenshot doesn’t require an explanation. But in some instances…especially with Boomers, say something lol. Smh 🤦🏾‍♀️

Baby Boomers and their screenshots. 😂 #raisingparents

Chicken nuggets. Strawberries. Grapes. Fries. Slushee. #ForTheWin #FancyMomBrain know let’s see how long they’ll leave me alone so I can finish working. 🙃

1/2 days. I might as well keep the truck running. Drop off at 9am just to pick her up at noon. Insane. #FancyMomBrain

Because running after toddlers ain’t easy.

Let’s just go to bed. #FancyMomBrain

This first day after Christmas break. The kindergartner. The mini one. Work. Our routine went smoothly. My body on the other hand. 😞

You know that time of day when you want to text your momfriends. While locked in the bathroom. Little fingers peeking underneath the door. Then you realize they are probably doing the same and you don’t want to disturb. This is one of those times. #FANCYMOMBRAIN

No one talks about how many times you’ll curse your kids out in your head. lol

I’m exhausted.

#FANCYMOMBRAIN No one mentions how your trauma smacks the hell out of you after giving birth.

#FANCYMOMBRAIN I know what I’ve uncovered from my trauma by becoming a mom. I wonder what traumas my mother has uncovered since becoming a grandmother. 🤔

#FANCYMOMBRAIN I think of my children being grandparents and it makes me smile and sad at the same time.

#FANCYMOMBRAIN Breastfeeding is not for the faint of heart.

Either way, I’m not going anywhere. Ready to arrange & rearrange plans whenever you are. LOVE YOU, BYYYYYEEE! ✨#FANCYMOMBRAIN #FMB

Hey girl hey. Looking for a BMFF? Best Mom Friend Forever. Yup, it’s a thing. We’re a thing now. So, yeah. Text me later or begin the text then forget. #FMB #FANCYMOMBRAIN

Momfriends are so important. #FANCYMOMBRAIN

As soon as my mom walks into my home, I NO LONGER KNOW THEM KIDS. #FANCYMOMBRAIN