ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ ʀᴀɢᴇʀ
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and you've got ten seconds, or i'm gonna show you the difference between the military and me
jameson !! 1998 rp mdni
Joined June 2025
aka alex. half brother. dj's ex fiancé. retired sailor. former navy seal. famous podcaster. celebrity. bi. social media enthusiast. egomaniac. freelance bodyguard & security consultant. mostly bark. easily envious. surfer. hawaiian
dream on, stupids!
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can't hear the haters over all the money I just made lalalalalalalla
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who am i? why would he let me win? why would he let her go? who am i to think that he wouldn't deceive me just to make me leave alone?
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assassins are meant to be quiet . precise . we do not go announcing conspiracies from the rooftops to all who pass by .ᐟ
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100k listens already on my most recent podcast episode, hooyah
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hold up— he KNEW my mom liked him like that?
there's an extra layer of near amusement to Alex being irritated by Steve and DJ — knowing how Pat (Alex's late mom and former state governor) would constantly sigh about John ignoring her attempts to flirt with him
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I'm not gonna assault a cop, I like being a free man [ and he usually knows better than to ignore a SEAL's stay-back-warning — he wanted to project his own irritation onto someone else, but picked a bad day to test Steve's patience ]
Naw stay away from Steve or it won't just be a bruised liver you've got.
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oh beat it, you know I didn't mean it like that 🙄
I do 🥰
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grumble grumble at Army Tripler with an aching jaw and a bruised liver
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catching @sealbabble (and Danny of course, given they're attached at the hip) in the otherwise empty parking lot, he leans slightly closer to Steve. "You're so proud of yourself for stealing my best friend," referring to Nick, "away from me, you son of bitch."
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If you were to run against me, you'd lose. You don't have a politician's personality. You're too honest and unapproachable. I'm a much better public speaker than you are Also you fucked my ex fiancée just to anger me. You got mad over a podcast fan. You couldn't handle politics
Really is that all you can say? 🙄
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cause you're a loser
I wouldn't vote for you.
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Whatever I have podcast episodes to record
THESE FUCKING DUCKSSSS
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