fake Mark Bowman
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Joined June 2017
Can’t wait until Lance Lynn starts game 1 of the NLCS
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What my pizza rolls see at 11pm during west coast road trips
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Ronald Acuña Jr. is having more fun on his wedding night than most people.
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I’m not a truck expert by any means but I would imagine this isn’t ideal. cc: @_JoeSeppi
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These guys should be in the HOF for single-handedly saving baseball.
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Me sitting in front of the TV ready for Braves baseball at 7:20 tonight.
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Honest question. Think about how good the Mets were last year. If you put all of these two rosters (Braves & Mets) on the table and “re-drafted” them. How many Braves would you take before you picked the first met?
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Okay I’m good with the legends booth. BUT…. What if they were in the chophouse, unlimited alcohol with a 10 second delay on the broadcast. Put it on PPV I’d buy it.
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We just need a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a blast and we’re right back in this thing
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These people that boycotted bud light are feeling the same way my daughter did when we explained Santa was me after she went to bed.
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How many more times before Braves FO realizes Chirinos might not be the guy
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Damn Vaughn Grissom’s dad struggled in the outfield too. Even though he was a gold glover.
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Braves fans as you go to sleep tonight remember to keep Yankee fans in your thoughts and prayers.
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Obviously the Braves are cheating. No major leaguer should ever EVER be able to hit a spinning meatball like that 442’. It just should never happen.
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