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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ

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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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HOW TO FIND A GFโ€”advice from a Catholic rizzler/fakecel A thread๐Ÿงต
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@Xenophon789
Xenophon๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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@TomPier32705107 It's the vatican library not St Peter's Basilica. The reason they were there in the first place is because the vatican library has several quran manuscripts. This is not some modern thing btw. The vatican library has had the types of texts for centuries.
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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He actually just says that the celts inhabited land bordering Scythia. You can search "Celts" and "Armenia" in his texts and you aren't going to find him even speaking about "the origins of the Celts" at all, much less that they were from Armenia.
@AraratianVine
Ararat Vine โ™ฑ
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Celts originated in Armenia. *Greek historian Herodotus said that not me
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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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Stonehenge was built thousands of years before the Celts arrived in Britain.
@AraratianVine
Ararat Vine โ™ฑ
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One of my favorite archeological evidences on it. The similarities between observatories Stonehenge in England and Karahunge(middle bronze age) in Armenia. Kar= (Stone) in Armenian. Hunge (Henge)- meaning sound
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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Kurdish nationalists faking map to prove they are gayer than Turks.
@antipasta
Kurdish Hevalโ˜€๏ธโš›๏ธ
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Even our taste in porn is different. 2 state solution couldn't come sooner.
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@EZPZresurrected
EZPZresurrection
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the shit I find on deviantart
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@poopylayna
laynie
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I cannot imagine a single "civilized" conversation these people could possibly have together ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@HellenicEchoes
Echoes of Hellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท
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When you are vibing with the clique and a wild Kurd appears
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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If you mean "They have a legal right to do so" then you would correct. If you meant "They have a moral right to do so" then you would be incorrect. If you meant that they SHOULD have a legal right to do so, then you would be incorrect.
@PointsMaster22
Marcus Artemis
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@BASEDPLAYER0 As a devout catholic I agree. Yes I want to keep kids away from porn but if adults want to watch porn (religious or not) they have the right to do so.
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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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"Guys, Armenia is so BASED because they are Christian or something."
@301arm
301๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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UPDATE: Over 10 clergymen were reportedly arrested today, including Tegher Monasteryโ€™s priest, Mkhitar Aharonyan, whose whereabouts remain unknown.
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@REALSGTPIPER
Piper ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
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I think I'm going through some manic episode rn please pray for me
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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"Having the same Father and some degree of Divine Truth around the world doesn't equate to all religions worshipping the one true God." "The Patriarch has given talks in the past referencing muslims becoming Christians and beginning to worship the one true Triune God" (1)
@AngloVarangian
Paisios
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@ElijahElishaRap Having the same Father and some degree of Divine Truth around the world doesn't equate to all religions worshipping the one true God. The Patriarch has given talks in the past referencing muslims becoming Christians and beginning to worship the one true Triune God
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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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I just wish incred was here to see what has become of the British far right...
@christiancalgie
Calgie
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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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I understand why an Eastern Christian would prefer sticking to their Greek words (logos/logic over ratio/reason) but at some point, when in dialogue with us Latins... it just becomes tiresome. If you are one of these "the Latin translation never means the exact same as the
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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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>of calumny who, by remarks contrary to the truth, harms the reputation of others and gives occasion for false judgments concerning them (CCC 2477) Something can only be formally sinful if the person believes that they are acting under the description of the sin according to
@GeoffKlein3
Darth Geeoff โ˜ฆ๏ธŽ
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@fakecelsimp I did not but that doesnโ€™t define what a word isโ€ฆdid you take the short bus to school?
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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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If your magisterium doesn't define the words it uses in important moral teachings then it leaves room for ambiguities that lead to inconsistent application. You are a perfect example, since you completely misused the word "calumny."
@GeoffKlein3
Darth Geeoff โ˜ฆ๏ธŽ
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@fakecelsimp Oh wow ๐Ÿคฏ thatโ€™s amazing! Whatโ€™s a word? You need the magistrate to define it for youโ€ฆgoofus? Whenever youโ€™re ready for an argument, Iโ€™m here so far this is a nothing burger. Nice yelp review. No one caresโ€ฆ
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Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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Another common feature of Eastern "Orthodox" is that they don't care about what words mean semantically as long as they function for a pragmatic purpose the way they want. They are just like groypers in this regard, frequently abusing words like "calumny" unaware that our
@GeoffKlein3
Darth Geeoff โ˜ฆ๏ธŽ
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@fakecelsimp Not even remotely closeโ€ฆbut you tried. Any more calumny rage bait?
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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Translation: the Orthodox Church is completely immune to criticism for being extremely woke, close to Anglican levels, but they get to run this criticism at everyone else (they do it to Protestants too).
@GeoffKlein3
Darth Geeoff โ˜ฆ๏ธŽ
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@JohnVanMieghem Sure ๐Ÿ‘ opinions donโ€™t make Orthodoxyโ€ฆour patriarchs arenโ€™t infallible. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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@Obese_RTcatfish
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@susuFPS As long as they add this as a map:
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@EmergencyIWNL
Emergency
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@Mini_Tanku @strahfe If the enemy dies before they get to the point they canโ€™t cap it. Hope this helps!
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@fakecelsimp
Kayak ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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@InsaneCope
Insane Cope
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If you had to choose, which one would you make your girlfriend?
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