fake Pete Ricketts
@fakeGovRicketts
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Equity Before the Law | parody account of Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts
Omaha, NE
Joined May 2014
I want everyone to know I’m doing a great job handling the pandemic
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I am going to own the libs by contracting the coronavirus.
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I can’t believe the Big Ten forced me not to do a mask mandate.
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Everyone should wear a mask. But if you require everyone to wear a mask in your city I will sue you with taxpayer money. Are we clear?
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Are there any other Ashfords for Kara Eastman to beat?
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Please don’t tell anyone that my incompetence is going to cost us the husker’s football season.
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What do you do if you bought two terms as governor of your home state but still feel empty inside? Asking for a friend 😕
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My prayers to end abortion will be about as effective as the Democrats’ prayers to win statewide again
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It has come to my attention that a white nationalist was employed by my campaign. In light of this new information, I have promoted him.
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From my experience drunk auditors are the best kind of auditors
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Killing this inmate is the thing that will finally make my dad proud of me
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I am so happy that I paid someone to throw a brick through the window of the NE GOP
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Any new revenue from online sales tax should go directly to a tax cut for me
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So the guy I bought the drugs from doesn’t really do “invoices”
BREAKING: Nebraska judge orders release of lethal injection records on drug supplier, including invoices, inventory logs and photos of packaging. State may withhold records of execution team members, including purchase orders and chemical analysis reports. @OWHnews
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I’m trying to see how the other half lives so today I drove my body guard to work
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My followers will be pleased to know I have vetoed a bill by that scary man from North Omaha
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Listen farmers: if you wanted to elect someone who cares about your livelihood you shouldn’t vote for incompetent trust fund kids
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This trade war is crazy. I’m happy I’m not a farmer or I’d be screwed!
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Hello fellow 2nd amendment loving citizens. Is everyone down for inviting the national death cult to have their annual meeting in Nebraska?
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