Fahim Anwar
@fahimanwar
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Standup comedian who sometimes does other stuff.
Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
My standup special HOUSE MONEY is LIVE folks. Give it a peep! Throw a thumb, comment, heart, or any of that algo jazz 🙏🏼 https://t.co/K7q4GOK1AF
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Whenever I make dinner reservations over the phone I say I’m Shaboozey. When I arrive I go “Oh you thought THAT Shaboozey.”
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Every drug commercial will use a cgi metaphor now days. It’ll be some diarrhea medication and the guy will unlock the chains around his butthole and smile
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Fun game. U have to take all the medications advertised in the span of a televised NFL game.
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You KNOW this gonna be turned into a movie
TRENDING: #Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon is locked in on the sideline and listening to play calls on her headset. 👀 We have never seen anything like this before.
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Shoutout to Bridgerton and Suits for using the boxing ring as a macho backdrop for dialogue
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I love when someone gives you so many fries you can tell they have no fear of getting fired
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In case the Deep State is real I periodically Google search “How did everyone in the CIA and FBI get so cool?”
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Fahim Works on Stuff @TheComedyStore Belly Room tomorrow (Thurs) 8p
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There are so medications now I’ll be watching TV and they’re like does the back of ur elbow twitch sometimes ask ur doctor about Elbeeza
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i don't do escape rooms because trying to cancel subscriptions gives me that same thrill
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Fahim works on stuff this Thursday 8p Belly Room @TheComedyStore
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No Epstein client list but TSA is letting us keep our shoes on now. When God closes a door he opens a window.
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