people complaining zoros loyalty was out of nowhere because they crunched for time as if zoro in the manga wasn’t ride or die from day 1 for literally no reason
“no romance among crewmates means zolu won’t be canon ahahah” in what world did u think we thought any lgbt ship in one piece with the main cast would end up canon be for real
like he had known luffy for like a week tops when he carried an iron crate w luffy inside with his guts spilling out like….. he’s always just been Like That
zoro when its during the 2 years and hes training with mihawk and its a super intense fight and all of a sudden mihawks portable denden mushi gives off the grindr notif noise and time stops for zoro because if he reacts then mihawk will know he has grindr too
“luffy stretching looks uncanny and unnatural” that’s literally the point it’s SUPPOSED to be uncanny and unnatural his body is not supposed to do that!!!! that’s why people freak out when they see him stretch!!!!!!! he’s weird!!!!!!!!!
it’d be crazy for oda to go the shonen “everyone gets married” route in one piece like what is luffy gonna be like now that i’ve found the one piece and become king of the pirates it’s time for my next goal. Heterosexual Marriage And Nuclear Family
there’s something about the thriller bark sacrifice that i like to think about and it’s how part of why zoro offered himself up is because he knew how much he was worth but sanji offered himself up because he doesn’t know how much he’s worth
idc about naruto or whatever i just want to point out he’s so sillay. he’s been doing this since day 1 like when he used helmeppo as a human shield when he was in the marine base trying to get zoro’s swords. i love luffy
Oda having the most dangerous force in the world of one piece be 5 old political businessmen men who lurk in the shadows was genius when you consider how it reflects the real world
"zoro cant be gay he blushed when kuina grabbed her chest" believers when i tell them that was anime-only and he was 10 and kids get embarrassed talking about puberty and also theyre cousins
and if i talk about how sanji and usopp bickered just as much as zoro and sanji did in early one piece but people didn't ship them because usopp isn't "conventionally attractive" then what then
“luffy is aroace so i don’t ship him with anyone” believers when they get informed aroace people can still date and fuck (they are entitled to their headcanons but should not treat sex-repulsed luffy as canon)
i think maybe authors shouldn’t reveal two characters are related 20+ years after they were introduced. so as to avoid accidental incest in fanfictions. in other news hey people coming in from the one piece live action: zoro and kuina are related this has been a psa
kid having to do good deeds so nami tells him to say "what an adorable doggo" to some guy with a dog on a leash and he does it but he doesn't realize it's law until it's too late is like still top ten one piece academy moments for me. id personally end my life if i was kid
not to be controversial but luffy is the sun zoro is the moon sanji is the sea nami is the land and usopp is the sky. sorry for being objectively right btw
if opla ends up being really good and getting new people into the series im so sorry for the people who have been graced with good writing and casting only to find out sanjis kind of a freak and usopp gets drawn with donut lips