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MM

@Facemelt

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New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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@sageboggs
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@sageboggs
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*gymnast does a triple-double ultra-spin backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands* ME: [mouthful of Pringles] what a loser
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@WIRED
WIRED
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10 years
Gerrymandering is even more infuriating when you can actually see it https://t.co/6puPPg8tRW
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#GoTiger
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11 years
Needed more from Charles and the #Chefs today. @tbwhall
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11 years
cc: @tbwhall http://t.co/JUL5PFDpba
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12 years
hey @googlevoice when are you going to fix your calling issues?
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12 years
need moar chefs @tbwhall RT @KCChiefs_Reid: Congratulations to #Chiefs QB Alex Smith, who will replace Tom Brady in the 2014 Pro Bowl
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@wingoz
trey wingo
@wingoz
12 years
And Carolina is NFC South Champs. Get the 2 seed and the bye week
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12 years
@DavidSchawel obviously depends on biz stage and internal capital needs; but most finance co’s pay out a div, no?
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12 years
@DavidSchawel re: $LEAF… why aren’t they paying a div?
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12 years
hey @RandyMoss, awesome job on set!
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@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
@Jaguars
12 years
Stay classy, Denver. RT @DenverBroncos: The #Broncos' 51 points in yesterday's win are as many points as the Jaguars have scored all season.
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@Facemelt
12 years
i love how @RepReneeEllmers is married to a surgeon, yet she "can't" forgo her congressional salary. She's ok furloughing others tho!
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12 years
finally playing w/ some spine! #CAM #PANTHERS
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12 years
I’m not prepared to handle this. #BreakingBad
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12 years
I heart carrie underwood.
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12 years
I don’t even know what to feel anymore. #panthers #FireRivera
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12 years
nice segment on @evelyn_stevens on BBG tv!
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12 years
Cawledge footbaw
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@TheOnion
The Onion
@TheOnion
12 years
Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It http://t.co/kp1kJue64N
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