Violet Beauregard
@fababoutit
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J'ai acheté le 9 juin, 1 billet Paris-Boston A/R auprès de @lastminute_fr au prix de 558,86€. Mon vol entier a été annulé par @AerLingus selon eux. Surtout j'ai constaté à ma stupéfaction que le billet annulé par la compagnie aérienne était toujours disponible mais à 1495,39€!
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Ummmm, does Aiden Zhayne’s chest say Dungeness? Is she from Maryland? Did she mean Dungeoness? 🦀🦀🦀 @RuPaulsDragRace #DragRace12
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“No, I don’t take responsibility.” Put that on the fucker’s tombstone.
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I’ve got toilet paper and Xanax; now I wait to see if my Spring Break gets extended.
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Women, man. Watch this.
Bigger than sports. When a soccer player's hijab started falling off to reveal her hair, her opponents gathered around to provide cover while she fixed it. (via @JordanFA)
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My obsession with Fleabag was almost under control & this perfect creature has the nerve to release a book
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Listening to Lizzo and considering getting a shirt made that says “Men ain’t shit.”
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Our staff goes the extra mile to motivate and inspire students. Thanks Ms. Richardson for staying late preparing for students! Excellence
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Add a little extra sauce for those of us with underboob/cleavage sweat.
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"There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now dead himself, and I am very much alive."#RuthBaderGinsburg #RBG
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Hey guys, everything’s fine. Just watching Fleabag and sobbing in the bathtub. It’s fine. Really.
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Flex, my President.
@realDonaldTrump Your bones are made from your father who was literally in the KKK.
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At least he’s a waste of only a little bit of space.
Kill me now.
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Men: "I don't understand why yall give your number out to guys you're not interested in. You could just say no!" Women: "Well, sometimes it's safer to just give the man what he wants in that moment." Men: "Whatever. You could just say no. It's that simple." Also men:
Girl, 18, is punched unconscious after telling man: 'I'm sorry, I'm not interested'
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Unlike the Democratic Congresswomen @realDonaldTrump attacked today, I actually am a foreign-born Member of Congress. But I’m a white male of European descent, so there’s no chance he’ll attack me. His tantrum has nothing to do with birthplace.
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