"Stand in one line" "stop talking" "where are u going beta" the cie lady has engraved these words in my head I can't stop hearing her cuz that's all u hear in css
I will always dream about where I could have been financially if I just never spent that canteen money. Saving all that canteen money from day one and just eating butter toast or going hungry just for me to be a millionaire or a billionaire at 19 I could have had it all
Trust issues cuz my friends will say they're gonna fail and cuz of that I feel less stress then after the mf paper they'll look at me and say paper Acha hoa matlab bhai we were supposed to be in this together we were supposed to fail together and have empty papers.
Ffs college is a scam too many tests too many deadlines I be remembering to do things but then there's so many I just stop doing anything and I'm not even an executive for an entity stay strong my entity exec friends ur time for uprising will come
Everything was ok till q3...then God laughed in my face spent the last 30 mins re evaluating my life choices and organising my new life cuz my life will forever be affected
I wish I could train to ve a hjtman or an assassin I'd go into the himalayan mountains and like learn to fight in the dojo or smthn idk I just wanna do anything else that's cool maybe there's some billionaire out there who wants a vigilante successor pls take me
Pakistan always going through some shit we're always so fucked our batch hasn't had a normal round of cies o levels just p1s, As everything but p3 and now idk p5 ka kya haal hai
Bro the css mfs and their excessive need to segregation matlab bhai what do u think we're gonna do extra af wouldn't even let me stand cux they wanted me to sit in the waiting room but chalo whatever chemistry wooooohhhhh
Being kicked off a friends family plan is such an awkward experience how do u tell them to take u back cux ur broke. Ur just listening to music and aik dum se get hit with ads after a 4 month no ads having experience
Aik toh nixor notifies us so late about whether we're gonna have college or not I be checking my email before I sleep cuz that news determines whether I'll have a good sleep or not
Why is bio😔 too much information too much drawings too many circular objects our body is made up of balls called cells ffs we're all so gay for that. Y do examiners point at the ball and ask u to label things but they don't make where they're pointing at clear
Colleges will make the paper jn a way where the first 1 or 2qs are the best thing in the world then the 3rd question and everything after is just bad no words to describe it utterly disgusting vile filthy 👎👎👎🙅♀️🙅♂️🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️🙊🤢🤮🤢💀🥀
Oh wait I too graduated yesterday can't wait to show unis my printed out "congratulations u graduated" document as proof of graduation I will not put up a pic of myself so 👇
The person who leaked the paper and didn't share I hope ur happy I will make it my mission to find u and eat all of ur fingers so u can never use them again
Invigilator scolding someone else and u hear mustafa giggling. Invigilator: "beta tum kyun has rahe ho" ur so stupid bro that shit had me laughing I thought he was gonna get mad at me too
funniest part of today was when i got late and this invigilator told us that well be let in after the paper starts and i got so stressed that i started laughing in his face
Fuck for some reason now I open twitter on the day of the test just to tell ppl I'm not ready just to see them reply same and get some self satisfaction that I'm not the only stupid one who's gonna fail. Siri play we're all in this together 💃💃💃🕺👯♀️👯♀️🕺👯♀️👯♀️🩰👯♂️💃🕺💃👯♀️
Took a nap this entire paper woke up looked to my side and strawberri had already given up then there's gunxul who has taken a plastic cup and destroyed that cup and dropped it 10 times then proceeds to drop her scale and everything
They're eating 20 piece nuggets with fries next to me but idk them so I can't ask them for it physical and mental torture ffs manifesting her to offer me the nugget out of basic decency
If this mcat happens a 3rd time idc I'm gonna do the most half assed guess work and choose a whole nother career fucking destroyed all my motivation the seconf time th4 3rd tjme I don't care anymore EHY IS MEDICAL WHIHX IS ALREADY A HARD FIELD MADR HARDER
When I have a son I'm just gonna name him boy for fun that's it jusy boy Ahmed might name the other one kratos just cuz cool game character i feel bad for my kids
......fuck me fuck me fuck me I hate having friends fuck u guys I also love u guys but fuck u guys ffs memory montages are playing in my head with sad music I won't make it thru tmrw fuck me stupid fucking friendships and attachments
Just saw adeel single handedly capture a girls heart with the words hey lol idk whether I should be impressed or feel depressed ffs been reading that tweet multiple times over
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USER M4HVM
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is it late yes but that's ok vuz it's stil ur bday (ending in 2 hours) uh I'd be more like uk emotional?? No thats not thr word but u get whay I mean we don't do this sguff on public apps so insta vns 👍
Placed a reward system where I eat these mini cookies each time I finish up like a chapter of a subject...the plan backfired I now consume the cookies to reward myself for staring at the wall every 5 mins.I have become addicted
SPIDERVERSE SPIDERVERSE SPIDERVERSE SPIDERVERSE SPIDERVERSE DAY LESSSGOOOP ITS FINALLY HERE AND THE SOUNDTRACK DROPS TONIGHT VEST GREATEST DAY IVE WAITED FOR SO LONG LESGGOPOO
With every passing mention under a miguel post I realise how I've built my online persona I am a miguel lover and I feel like now it's truer than it ever has been.
Football matches led in many casualties on both sides but had our met on twitter and now irl moment also they payed for our food cuz they're losers ngl also emaar staff kicked us out <3
Important news: vice chair of intellectual sports and parliamentary captain caught physically hurting anonymous target via a phone we will not let this down 😔😔😔 he's just like all the other harassers. Once a close friend now an enemy to the state justice shall be served 😤✊
Remembering how I spaced out took this random girls coffee cup removed the cap and flicked it away . Then I looked at her and she said "The intrusive thoughts won didn't they." I walked away.
Takes 20 mins to go down one flight of stairs in college I'm sorry previous A2s I didn't know we were in the wrong the As now tho dear god walked into the library and these mfs absorbing all the good smell and cold of the room I can't
Remembering how hamd got a call from a uni and cuz it was an unknown number and he was too afraid to accept the call I accepted it and as I was about to release the worst string of words I heard "are u hamd."...almost destroyed his chance at a uni ffs
Every meetup I wear my white nice shoes I see the evil smiles and "oh u wore white shoes. Why would u do that?" Then friends step on it multiple times i don't even fight it i let it happen. I go home and clean them to wear them to the next meetup where they suffer again
#white
If the college didn't wanna do a graduation they didn't have to ajeeb itne paise shittiest part bout to be ke they put ur id picture up ffs why can't I just resubmit a picture don't wanna go out of shame and fear of seeing that picture on a big ass screen
But nah on a real tho no matter the reason this was no excuse to invade any students privacy like that especially to such an extreme measure matlab bro thori decency hoti hai
I can't believe I let u guys down im so sorry I never wanted this to happen I truly do respect grammar and such as a whole but my fault don't worry I can fix this. )* . Boom dw guys I've saved u the time and effort I truly am sorry this was a severe lapse in my judgement.
Moments during the play:
. Adil spanking everyones ass (he was focusing on a different pair of balls and forgot the football)
. Brandon a trooper holding it down and facing pata nahi how much damage it was fucked
. Rafay akki fire
. Taha bro man of the match
. Me: sound effects
@m4hvm
"I sculpted my body through whatever whatever and am proud to show my success" man used all these lines just to say "yeah I thirst trap but it's only ok if I do it"
LITERALLY TALKED ABOJT THDI WITH SARMAD the way our batch gets fucked with tests each year watch this mcat be the one mcat rhat doesn't get delayed I cant ffs
genuinely don't understand why ppl r using the mcat as an excuse for the aku test when the mcat is 100% not going to happen on the 27th 😭 these mfs can't even fix their site every year it gets delayed I'll literally bite my finger off if it takes place on August 27