you are my spongebob
my only sponge bob
you make me patties at krusty krab
you’ll never know sponge
how much i love you
please don’t take my sponge bob away
one of my tabs has been paused on this frame of spongebob for a few weeks now and i just like to check on it every now and then. its kind of getting in the way of me watching spongebob though cuz i dont want to unpause it
Told my therapist I relate to SpongeBob and shes like "Yeupppp. And then we grow up and we realize were all squidward." Like Bitch I literally just told you Im spongebob
I used to call my crush on the phone ask if we could do burger king roleplay which is where we would pretend we worked at burger king and we would talk about the meals and about our job. he intuitively knew how to play and did so without hesitation.
Amazing party dude. You’ve got everything: drinks, awesome tunes, and even delicious snacks. But would you mind inviting some handsome guys over — just — yeah exactly a little eye candy for the ladies? Great. Great thanks man
doing an enema before i kill myself cuz in 9th grade my english teacher told me when you die you poop everywhere and i don’t want the paramedics to see me like that
*Sighs* Yeah, I used to be like you. I used to think retarded shit was retarded. Then I went to 𝔘𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶 and i learned actually the hidden meaning and the symbolism and quite frankly the nuance behind garbage & poop,
Hi! Just calling to let you know about some upsetting behaviors I participated in last night . I was super tempted to hide it from you so that I could co— yes. Exactly lol. So that I could control and manipulate you with my web of lies.
At the party asked this bitch which character from the Madagascar movie she relates to most. Just trying to make casual conversation. She said “the leopard” Bitch have you seen the fucking movie?
Oh you want to go to the belle and sebastian concert? Yeah, i wish i could eat a huuuge chocolate birthday cake with all my favorite characters from tv, video games, and manga
It hurts, doesn’t it? Yeah. I’ve felt that way before. And it hurts. That’s okay, let it out. It hurts, doesn’t it? Does it hurt? Yeah… it must hurt. I’ve been hurt before and… it hurts. It really hurts.
Can you even get a Shepherd’s pie in New York anymore? Probably not. It’s probably racist or something. They probably say, “Oh, we don’t call it that anymore, that’s.. that’s from the bible. So we don’t call it that anymore.” They probably call it Queer Shepherd’s Pie.
Hey just checking - are you evil? Ohhh. Okay hahaha. Yeah no that makes sense. No man yeah I respect that! Noo exactly because - right. Hahaha yes. Yes the evil behavior — exactly. Exactly. Yes.
Oh you want to fall in “love”? Soo literally just chemicals in your brain telling you how to “feel?” 😐In our meat suits? On this floating rock in outer space?
Yeah cool.. turn on the TV and get brainwashed that sounds *awesome*. And we could eat some fast food too and high fructose corn syrup literally made by actual corporations … On this floating rock in outer space
had a dream thomas777 was drinking a beer behind me in the movie theatre and i said “you are so awesome right now” and turned around to hug him and woke myself up by banging my forehead on the windowsill sitting up with my arms outstretched
Really appreciate you being handsome man. Yeah just a little eye candy for the ladies haha. Yeah the ladies need a little eye candy haha. Yeah a handsome guy like you makes some great eye candy for the ladies haha.
Whoever invented synthesizers was being SERIOUSLY creative with their imagination. This is an example of creativity and advancement in society. Also, it enhanced the lives of musicians, and music-lovers alike. 🎵
Oh, you write choral music? Yeah.. What is this the great barrier reef? Hahahahahhahaa. Like coral music I thought. Hahahahahha. Where do you live the great barrier reef?
I need a Big Mac, 3 slices of chocolate cookie cake topped with whipped cream and hot fudge syrup, a six pack of Michelob Ultra, my asinine "strawberry drink," and a little cookie candy bar.
Every class in school in grade school and high school and college should be forced to produce an album together each year and they all have to sing or play an instrument or else they get an F unfortunately
Lol. Dude — People don’t hate me because of my selfishness, my “drug problem,” or my entitlement. No dude it’s not because of the way I just “take and take and take”. They hate me because I’m bisexual
I want to get married so my husband can protect me from the harshness of the world, but also so that I can make him fucking huge 20 foot long super stacked scoony doo sandwich bread lettuce ham tomato cheese onion bacon pickles ketchup mustard salt pepper and One large green oliv
Sooo you’re literally going to get drunk which literally kills brain cells lol. And you’re going to go to “bars” and drink your sugary little margaritas filled with fucking high fructose corn syrup. On this floating rock in outer space
Yeah because weed is *definitely* more harmful than your fucking beer/vodka drinks which actually make you act irrationally and are filled with high fructose corn syrup. But go ahead and judge me because what else is there to do on this fucking rock floating in outer space
Oh sue me for falling asleep at the silent Ozu film. The silent Ozu film playing in a dark theater accompanied by a guy playing lullabies on the piano and the Japanese guy they flew in from Japan saying stuff in Japanese. Throw me behind bars. Jesus fucking christ. Fuck you
Everyone in the army gets this look on their face when you ask them how they killed people 😐 “I don’t wanna talk about it” Hoe your the one that signed up