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@f4eth
kathy
6 years
This website is a little fucked up 😁 A little messed up 😁 A little creepy 😁 And one hundred percent EPIC!!!
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
you are my spongebob my only sponge bob you make me patties at krusty krab you’ll never know sponge how much i love you please don’t take my sponge bob away
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
one of my tabs has been paused on this frame of spongebob for a few weeks now and i just like to check on it every now and then. its kind of getting in the way of me watching spongebob though cuz i dont want to unpause it
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
i was latina at the time yes
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Oh, you have a cold, huh? Ah. Is it like, diagnosed.. like... by a doctor? ....Or ah, ok. Self-diagnosed. Mm. Okay
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Told my therapist I relate to SpongeBob and shes like "Yeupppp. And then we grow up and we realize were all squidward." Like Bitch I literally just told you Im spongebob
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
I'll literally believe anything a chinese person says
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
shirt idea
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
@anonymiserly Spongebob
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
If you’re not interesting I fucking hate you
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
Why is my therapist such a massive bitch
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@f4eth
kathy
6 days
When a boy gets creative, you really see a different side of him. The creative side
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@f4eth
kathy
4 months
If you do graffiti the mayor should spank you
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
@wackyforms Hi :) It’s Patrick and Squidward.
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Sorry my friend. I’m just too sad to jump on the bed today. I still love you
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
Let me just check my copy of... teehee... H-Heg... ohhh I can barely even contain myself teehee 🤭 Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit 😂 🤣
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@f4eth
kathy
1 month
I just wrote the most beautiful poem of whatever century we’re in. Here it is:
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Having sex is like jumping out of an airplane. You might die
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
I Am Epic You Bitch
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
I used to call my crush on the phone ask if we could do burger king roleplay which is where we would pretend we worked at burger king and we would talk about the meals and about our job. he intuitively knew how to play and did so without hesitation.
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@f4eth
kathy
2 years
Should I be leaving more clues? like in general
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
chinese people lowkey interesting as fuck
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
There’s something hauntingly beautiful about the way me and my friend Sean drink beer
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@f4eth
kathy
4 months
Amazing party dude. You’ve got everything: drinks, awesome tunes, and even delicious snacks. But would you mind inviting some handsome guys over — just — yeah exactly a little eye candy for the ladies? Great. Great thanks man
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@f4eth
kathy
21 days
Hello. I heard a rumor about you at Starbucks
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
I love when Spongebob and Patrick abuse Squidward physically
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
doing an enema before i kill myself cuz in 9th grade my english teacher told me when you die you poop everywhere and i don’t want the paramedics to see me like that
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
@AppyTimeRequiem Thank you ❤️
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
*Sighs* Yeah, I used to be like you. I used to think retarded shit was retarded. Then I went to 𝔘𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶 and i learned actually the hidden meaning and the symbolism and quite frankly the nuance behind garbage & poop,
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Hi! Just calling to let you know about some upsetting behaviors I participated in last night . I was super tempted to hide it from you so that I could co— yes. Exactly lol. So that I could control and manipulate you with my web of lies.
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@f4eth
kathy
15 days
I like people from Massachusetts, America
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
chinese shit is so fucking interesting it drives me crazy
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
Holy fuck. You mean to tell me this painting is about two sort of — conflicting parts of your 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓎? And sort of about how
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
To my shocked amazement , I was stunned. I stood there , shocked. I was shaking with amazement. It was amazing
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
jesus fucking christ this movie is cinematic as fuck. and the way it’s referencing other movies that came before it? it’s…. it’s simply film-tastic!😍
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@f4eth
kathy
12 days
Just cuz im an emo/goth rocker chick it doesn't mean I don't like preps and jocks. I actually think their hot asf.
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
Stoners are basically annoying low-life losers who reek of ganja.
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@f4eth
kathy
9 months
At the party asked this bitch which character from the Madagascar movie she relates to most. Just trying to make casual conversation. She said “the leopard” Bitch have you seen the fucking movie?
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@f4eth
kathy
10 months
girl who says “hooray!” when she cums
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@f4eth
kathy
13 days
sticking my limp tongue out like a dog and furiously clapping my hands together, saying "BRAT !!!! BRATTTT!!!!! BRAAATTT " whenever i see a gay person
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@f4eth
kathy
9 months
Hey man I’m sorry for abusing you earlier. It’s just that I really really really really wanted to
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
Hey man I just wanted to let you know you're beneath me
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@f4eth
kathy
9 days
Oh you want to go to the belle and sebastian concert? Yeah, i wish i could eat a huuuge chocolate birthday cake with all my favorite characters from tv, video games, and manga
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@f4eth
kathy
4 years
i’m not a tortured artist i’m a tortured retard
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
Burger King has more libidinal energy than Mcdonald’s, due to the King. This drives away some customers while it attracts others.
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
I had a dream I was looking for clues on the beach
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
It hurts, doesn’t it? Yeah. I’ve felt that way before. And it hurts. That’s okay, let it out. It hurts, doesn’t it? Does it hurt? Yeah… it must hurt. I’ve been hurt before and… it hurts. It really hurts.
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@f4eth
kathy
10 months
I’m strangely fascinated by interesting ideas
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@f4eth
kathy
8 months
Can you even get a Shepherd’s pie in New York anymore? Probably not. It’s probably racist or something. They probably say, “Oh, we don’t call it that anymore, that’s.. that’s from the bible. So we don’t call it that anymore.” They probably call it Queer Shepherd’s Pie.
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
Your bed is so fucking stupid only a retard would sleep in it
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
it’s insane how a man can have a twitter that’s so bad it could be a woman’s
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@f4eth
kathy
8 months
Hey just checking - are you evil? Ohhh. Okay hahaha. Yeah no that makes sense. No man yeah I respect that! Noo exactly because - right. Hahaha yes. Yes the evil behavior — exactly. Exactly. Yes.
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Your embarrassing secret from hell just made me feel close to you😌❤️ and love you
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
SpongeBob is a character from a television show which changed the world forever.
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
Squidward is a superficial clout-chaser.
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Mfs be walking around in they dirty ass house with no socks on talking bout playing some PlayStation, call that dark soles
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@f4eth
kathy
11 months
everyone is right about everything ❤️
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Oh you want to fall in “love”? Soo literally just chemicals in your brain telling you how to “feel?” 😐In our meat suits? On this floating rock in outer space?
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Yeah cool.. turn on the TV and get brainwashed that sounds *awesome*. And we could eat some fast food too and high fructose corn syrup literally made by actual corporations … On this floating rock in outer space
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@f4eth
kathy
9 days
"BRAT" stare
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
peeing myself to sleep
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@f4eth
kathy
2 years
had a dream thomas777 was drinking a beer behind me in the movie theatre and i said “you are so awesome right now” and turned around to hug him and woke myself up by banging my forehead on the windowsill sitting up with my arms outstretched
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@f4eth
kathy
1 month
oooohhh im gonna... im gonna... keep going im gonna... im gonna LAUGH!!!!💦😛
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@f4eth
kathy
6 months
I’m in New York learning how to use my iphone
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Pretty humiliating to make up a song. Ok so it “goes like that”?
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
Just woke up from this dream.
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@f4eth
kathy
4 months
Really appreciate you being handsome man. Yeah just a little eye candy for the ladies haha. Yeah the ladies need a little eye candy haha. Yeah a handsome guy like you makes some great eye candy for the ladies haha.
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
i would do anything for anyone
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
Whoever invented synthesizers was being SERIOUSLY creative with their imagination. This is an example of creativity and advancement in society. Also, it enhanced the lives of musicians, and music-lovers alike. 🎵
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
@wackyforms Hi :) It’s Patrick Star and Squidward Tentacles.
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Dude the hawk tuah gave me ~emotional damage~ 😭😭😭 And bombastic side eye 👀💀
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@f4eth
kathy
12 days
Dinner, please. Make it delicious.
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@f4eth
kathy
24 days
I love people who seem
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
Ima fuck Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory i really don’t give a fuck
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
if i was the president i would be screaming and crying Bc of the pressure. I would shoot myself
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@f4eth
kathy
8 months
Explain everything to me immediately
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
Oh, you write choral music? Yeah.. What is this the great barrier reef? Hahahahahhahaa. Like coral music I thought. Hahahahahha. Where do you live the great barrier reef?
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Every time i try to cook something i get the recipe mixed up with the recipe for rancid porridge and then I end up making rancid porridge
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@f4eth
kathy
3 months
I need a Big Mac, 3 slices of chocolate cookie cake topped with whipped cream and hot fudge syrup, a six pack of Michelob Ultra, my asinine "strawberry drink," and a little cookie candy bar.
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Every class in school in grade school and high school and college should be forced to produce an album together each year and they all have to sing or play an instrument or else they get an F unfortunately
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@f4eth
kathy
7 months
Lol. Dude — People don’t hate me because of my selfishness, my “drug problem,” or my entitlement. No dude it’s not because of the way I just “take and take and take”. They hate me because I’m bisexual
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@f4eth
kathy
14 days
Crying at Starbucks cuz I feel like I don’t fit in here.
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@f4eth
kathy
4 years
I want to get married so my husband can protect me from the harshness of the world, but also so that I can make him fucking huge 20 foot long super stacked scoony doo sandwich bread lettuce ham tomato cheese onion bacon pickles ketchup mustard salt pepper and One large green oliv
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
literally never even met this dude irl he going fucking insane over the sheldon tweet but ima fuck sheldon big bang theory regardless
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
Ima fuck Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory i really don’t give a fuck
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Sooo you’re literally going to get drunk which literally kills brain cells lol. And you’re going to go to “bars” and drink your sugary little margaritas filled with fucking high fructose corn syrup. On this floating rock in outer space
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@f4eth
kathy
5 years
Hold up am i depressed or is my brain just on epic mode 😳
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@f4eth
kathy
4 months
Oh him? Yeah none of us really know who he is lol. We just invite him to parties as a bit of eye candy (for the ladies).
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kathy
2 months
kathy party
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@f4eth
kathy
5 months
stoners are so fucking childish “Oh i gotta smoke before i eat so the flavors are more bussing 😋
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Baseball is happening to me
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Yeah because weed is *definitely* more harmful than your fucking beer/vodka drinks which actually make you act irrationally and are filled with high fructose corn syrup. But go ahead and judge me because what else is there to do on this fucking rock floating in outer space
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@f4eth
kathy
1 year
Oh sue me for falling asleep at the silent Ozu film. The silent Ozu film playing in a dark theater accompanied by a guy playing lullabies on the piano and the Japanese guy they flew in from Japan saying stuff in Japanese. Throw me behind bars. Jesus fucking christ. Fuck you
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@f4eth
kathy
3 years
Everyone in the army gets this look on their face when you ask them how they killed people 😐 “I don’t wanna talk about it” Hoe your the one that signed up
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@f4eth
kathy
2 months
Sometimes people grow up to be really interesting
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@f4eth
kathy
9 days
Cousins are losers.
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@f4eth
kathy
8 months
sandwich school
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