@awfulannouncing it was actually 1 reception for 142 yards

The Man. The Myth. The Maestro. https://t.co/jJ14Nv697z

Internationally tested and ready to create magic in the Queen City 👑 We have acquired United States Men’s National Team midfielder Luca de la Torre from Celta de Vigo!

Remember lads, in uni it’s not the major you start off pursuing. It’s the minor you finish in

When the crowd says “SHOOT” and he dives for cover

my albanian friend left islam coz he wanted pakistanis to stop calling him brother😭😭

Tried the making popcorn gimmick and a kernel busted on my face

Was doing the nonchalant gimmick in school until a fat girl in my bio class pretended to get stung by a jellyfish to get me piss on her

I’d be pleasantly surprised 🥺❤️

Ate over 10 thousand calories yesterday for thanksgiving and my small intestine has a pulse

Thanksgiving dinner 😋😋😋

Would you watch this? 🍿🎬

Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃❤️! Drop what or who you’re thankful for in the replies 😊⬇️

My friend slipped a honey pack in my protein shake before the gym and I ended up with the wrong type of pump #youfeelme?

Just asked the girl next to me on the plane where she’s going, W rizz?

You finished work on a cold winter day. The air is crisp, ur gyalting is waiting for you by the fire with hot chocolate, and u got a huge Christmas bonus because you slept with your chopped boss. Does it get any better than this? ❄️☕️🕯️☃️

Now that the location update has dropped…

Her: hey sorry we can’t do anything cuz I’m on my perio— Me:

Shocking

Can’t believe racism still exists in 2025 💔💔🥺