This guy is pissed I decided to keep living in my apartment even after his family built their nest kind of across the deck from it

If you’re an old fisherman who gets run over and left for dead you’re probably like Shit well I guess I have to become a fishing-equipment-themed murderer now. I already have all this fishing equipment.

Hey if you're in Chicago, I'm reading some comics at this cool show tomorrow night after CAKE

If I were Eric Adams I’d just cancel this whole election business altogether. It’s getting everyone too riled up.

Walked by a dog in someone's yard who was excited to bark at me and before barking he made the loudest audible inhale noise, it was so funny.

George: I'm high femme now, Jerry.Jerry: You're high femme?.

People say they misuse "POV:" on tiktok, but it is actually their POV, looking at videos they took of themselves on their phones.

I will have a new comic book

Hey I’m going to be at Frog Farm Fair 2 next week in Brooklyn, come see cool weird comics

Bottom watering one of my plants and sometimes a tiny insect or two (springtails?) will emerge and run around the rim of the pot. I knocked one into the water and it just floated on the surface and did a series of cm-long jumps across the water to get back on the pot.

I love when stuff is the greatest of all time.

It’s funny the trains get crazier for the weekend. All the homeless crack smoking guys are like “TGIF!”.

Johnny Carson more like Johnny Garcon. This guy's a fucking French waiter.

Journalist Jeffrey Toobin certainly had a different "tube" in mind other than the one in his last name, one day several years ago, and it was the tube of his hard dick, which he notoriously began jacking off on cam with his New Yorker magazine coworkers during a meeting.

What's your favorite time to rock on until. for me it's the break of dawn.

Hmm

RT @1964archives: James Baldwin, 1979.