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Maybe this is one of those flights where I get $30,000 at the end.
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First flight since January 20th - I will be reviewing all safety materials thoroughly.
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I do not see height. You guys are all the same height to me.
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What kind of snack cures a man-cold?
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Micropotamia was too small, and Macropotamia was too large, but Mesopotamia was just right.
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The Name Game but with Jersey Shore’s Situation… here we go Situation! Situation, Situation Bo-tua-tion Bo-na-na fanna Fo-tua-tion Fee-fi-mo-tua-tion Situation!
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H I double hockey sticks B I double hockey sticks I E S
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7 years ago today I swallowed my last piece of gum. I am glad I am done with that now.
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Connie, short for Condensed Milk
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Things I practice privately: starting my second beer
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There’s desserts in the fridge that are worth shitting your brains out for @Jayla_ko
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Wait, what if it was like …. “Tell me all your thoughts… on God”
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Taxation is theft (Only in reference to paying PST on things that someone paid PST on previously)
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Outrageously expensive things for no reason: outdoor cushions
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I don’t like gambling, I would just go to walk down the strip with a tall plastic thing of alcohol with a straw that is way too big but in this case it’s just the deck of this medium sized boat. But the vibes are immaculate.
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