We are no longer allowing bloodhound to accompany any of our chapter to social events. His recent attempts to wear what he calls "clown" nose attire to steal more boys has left our social schedules extremely anemic.

I enjoy my chats with @HATE_MACE I find his percussive approach to obstacles to be a positive influence of the Reclaimers, and The Coagulators. In times of crusade, getting one's blood up is the goal of every weapon.

I have heard of this amazing combat arena, named @WaffleHouse I have heard tales of their combat prowess, and this thing called RED velvet cake. I would like to find them, insure they are A Positive addition to our militarium forces.