im soooo over empathizing with ATMs 💔 like, shut up, idc about ur problems anymore <333 ,, relapse n self-destruct quietly in ur bedroom without inconveniencing any1 else with ur addiction 💕 i'll hold ur hand while ur dick consents on ur behalf, kay? bye bye progress 💕

i made this as low effort as possible to contrast with ur monday back @ work btw im all cozy and snug in bed 💕😖 hatejerk me up to 10k in my first month? <3

d-do i have a number 🥺 you don't have one, you are one, moron. quit trying to humanize yourself it's embarrassing 🏧

renamed all the pigs in DMs to just numbers so i dont delude myself into thinking they're real ppl 🥰 $1000 is the cutest like he has suuuch a good personality tbh..

cashrape hngggg 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ur literally being violated 😵‍💫 except no?? 💕 .. that's not rlly how this works. im just dropshipping cute girls straight to ur brain, any financial self-harm that follows is entirely ur fault for being retarded n clicking away $$$ for scammers 😖

my bad for the switch up !! 💔 i rly like, betrayed you n stuff 😖 awful, i know.. lol, sooo anywayz that whole helping ppl + changing the world thing?? just a phase, mom was right 😭 so i did a quick lil google, "easy money for lazy neets" or whatevs (obvs i put reddit on the

omg can i b likeee a chastity cage except 4 ur money? 😖💕 shrink ur savings down until they're small n cute and never everrr let them grow again <33

( tw: f*ndom, relapse ) // addressing the allegations 💔 i fucked up, i fucked up, i fucked uppp 😖 so like,, the other night, i kiiinda fucking relapsed? riiight back to my old scammer ways? and now i have to pretend everything is okay? ugh </3 exposure therapy is totes a

do financial advisors require qualifications or nah

relapse already feels sooo much better omg, findom wins every time and im so sorry i tricked some of you into thinking there was a way out 💕💕

i'm quitting this stupid job, therapy sucks 😣💕 i'm done pretending </3 ,, we'll never change, it's just 2 much effort.. 💔 i'm a scammer, okay?? and ur a dumbfuck ATM trapped in an abusive relationship w money just like, think abt it.. therapy, recovery, treatment.. 💤💤

what if you like.. copypaste ur $$$ into my account so we BOTH have it and nobody relapses omg 😖

stop scrolling ‼️ okay.. u know those cute lil escape ropes in Pokémon or whatevs? like.. when ur just a biiit too deep and rlly need an ez way out? 😭💕 that's meeee~! .. and uhm, ur kinda stuck in the f*ndom rabbit hole 💔 so you *need* me, it's not optional atp.. plus it's

YES i'm aware that i forgot to schedule that april fools' joke tweet, no i didn't actually relapse like what 😭💕

dear diary.. i kinda likeee, relapsed? 😣💕 and like, i soooo don't regret it <3 .. every1 would probs hate me if they found out but ugh, that's their problem.. therapy's just kinda likeee, cringe?? 😭 like, be fr, some lil png file pops up in my DMs yapping some fanfic sob

relapse is soooo hot but i'm better than that 😣 gonna take a lil break over the weekend to calm down so i don't do anything stupid..

can we at least just admit that f*ndom is rly rly hot?? 😖💕 i got this stupid therapy job as like, one of those "feel good" redemption arcs.. but trying to hold back while u tease me with cute lil stories about how it fucked up your life is just ughhh, i want a taste 😖

i never made like a dm fee or anything bc it's super f*ndom-coded?? (like, soooooo not me) 😭 now i have sooo many requests that im just too lazy to go through and i feel bad because some of them are cute and they just talk to themselves in there 🥺🥺

pssssst, it's me ur catfish bestie + #1 believer !! 💕 listen, ik it sounds crazy.. but i'm here to rescue you 😣 because nobodyyy else will </333 i saw ur twitter profile.. u totally got caught up in the f*ndom psyop ⁉️ i haaaaate that for you.. 💔 that whole thing started as