I just coughed up a big red ball of flesh. I might be dying

I love how Covid destroyed my immune system so bad that I get sick like once a month now

Can’t use the bathroom in peace anymore

Wife says I look like this every time I side eye her

Vision has been executed

Two for one piercing appointment next week. Should I get a second nostril piercing or just double earlobes

This shit burns but I won’t stop washing my hands

Happy OCD hand washing rash season to all who celebrate

Tweeting this knowing I have a septum piercing and am mentally ill (im breaking the mold a bit by having anxiety and OCD instead of BPD)

I’m slowly building my goofy art teacher wardrobe for when I’m a highschool art teacher

Clopening tonight and tomorrow but I’m going to take the train after work to buy this cardigan off fb marketplace so not everything is bad

Volunteered to sweep the floor when nobody else wanted to. Immediately found $2 on the ground. That was god

septum ring theory was invented by guys who were mad about sunglasses selfie in car icon theory

the name of this place made me burst out laughing. fat and weird cookies

And yes I’m including starvation and being murdered

Having to work a public facing job while going thru it emotionally has to be one of the top 10 worst experiences

My favourite part about having a post that breaks 1M views is deleting it

Updated my availability at work and my manager immediately messaged me “omg bless”

weapons of mass destruction

At my birthday dinner the other day I wore a real bra instead of a sports bra and my boobs kept knocking shit over on the table when I leaned forward. It felt like wearing one of those big inflatable Halloween costumes