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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)

@evilokapi

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Senior Beamline Scientist. Scatters X-rays at small angles #pewpew Likes MOFs and porous materials (he/him/his)

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Joined September 2010
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
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Well, I've never seen a tree do the can-can before!
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
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Never considered it before, but an eyemask is a complete game changer on long haul flights. I can never normally sleep, but on this flight Huge chunks of time disappeared.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
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Just popping off to Singapore. See y'all in 13 hours or so...
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
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Why is she like this? My ungainly ginger idiot child.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
2 days
Teefs!
@jaxthecoocoocat
Orange Jax the Handsomest
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
3 days
Happily making biscuits, until Flynn rudely interrupted.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
4 days
Why does the PS5 have its stand in the horizontal position when it's stood on end? PS4 never stood up. Neither did the PS1. So much wrong with this image. <<Jackie-Chan_headFullofFuck.jpg>>
@wydmara
Mara
7 days
What Playstation console did you start on?
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
4 days
Thanks Dad! It's everything I've ever wanted.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
5 days
Six months ago.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
5 days
What? I'm relaxing because it's #Caturday
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
6 days
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Elon Musk is a fucking idiot. Yes, he has an army of idiot glazer fanboys, who swallow his shit. They're all fucking idiots too...
@ns123abc
NIK
7 days
Elon Musk has essentially confirmed SpaceX is going public this year and will use the funds to build solar powered AI satellites, scaling to 100s of terawatts in 3 years
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
7 days
Ears of concern...
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
8 days
Eyeliner is on point.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
8 days
Excuse me, madam, what are you doing up there among the Morrisons bags?
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
9 days
You'd better have a good reason for disturbing my nap, human.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
9 days
Hey Siri, what is commission, and why don't traders provide their services free of charge?
@kunoo
kuno
10 days
Bitcoin is at $93,000 If you want to buy on Coinbase, they charge $94,450. If you want to sell, it’s $91,700. WTF?! 😭
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
11 days
There's no paradox here. The crypto space is populated largely with morons looking for a quick buck, and predators waiting to rug them. Either you're a mark waiting to be scammed, or you're a cunt.
@LefterisJP
Lefteris Karapetsas
11 days
There is an incredible paradox in crypto: Everyone wants software that is: - Self-sovereign, so that their data is kept in their machine and not sold. - Opensource so claims can be verified. - Have amazing UX and support everything all users need. But when it comes to paying
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
11 days
This screed, from one of crypto's founders, is a fuck of a lot of words just to say. Crypto is a scam, and always will be.
@VitalikButerin
vitalik.eth
11 days
An important, and perenially underrated, aspect of "trustlessness", "passing the walkaway test" and "self-sovereignty" is protocol simplicity. Even if a protocol is super decentralized with hundreds of thousands of nodes, and it has 49% byzantine fault tolerance, and nodes fully
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
11 days
No paparazzi, please.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social)
11 days
The nap enters hour 2
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