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Michael Everest

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Santa Barbara, CA
Joined December 2009
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Michael Everest
6 months
Daughter: Who's Ed McMahon? Me: He was the number two guy on the Johnny Carson show. Daughter: Who was the number one guy?
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Michael Everest
10 months
“Window seat”
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Michael Everest
11 months
Thinking of running for president in 2028, campaigning to do almost nothing by executive order. Make Congress Great Again.
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Michael Everest
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@BackwardsFeet
Fr. Paul
1 year
I'm happy to announce my new project, Year in a Year, where we go through one day of the year each day of the year so that over the course of a year we walk through an entire year together.
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@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
1 year
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Michael Everest
1 year
Happy St. Nicholas Day to all who celebrate.
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Michael Everest
1 year
😱
@Reddit
Reddit, Inc.
1 year
Yes. We're working on it.
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Michael Everest
1 year
This is the content I signed up for.
@NoahVerrier
Noah Verrier
1 year
My oil painting of Capri Sun & Hot Pocket
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Michael Everest
1 year
Misread as University of California, Santa Barbara, and thought, “Now why would they care about that?”
@PillarCatholic
The Pillar
1 year
The USCCB will vote on a new liturgical Bible this week. Here's what that means for the lectionary -- and the breviary. https://t.co/OTkgKnGkpM
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Michael Everest
1 year
No matter how you feel about the election results, I would encourage you to reach out to someone (or a media source) on the other side to hear their perspective on why it went the way it did.
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Michael Everest
1 year
Election hot take: no media outlet should call any election for any candidate. They should just report updated Bayesian probabilities based on whatever the latest information is.
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Michael Everest
1 year
Um…this has to be sarcasm, right? Right?
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Michael Everest
1 year
@GamewithDave
Dave
1 year
without telling me your age, what's the first video game you ever played? gifs only!
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Michael Everest
1 year
What are the odds?!
@NateSilver538
Nate Silver
1 year
Today's update: Kamala Harris has a 53.8% chance of winning the Electoral College. https://t.co/vsGVG18HHI
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Michael Everest
1 year
Felt it in Santa Barbara.
@QuakesInCA
CA Earthquakes
1 year
5.1 magnitude #earthquake. 13 mi from #Weedpatch, #CA, #UnitedStates
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Michael Everest
1 year
My new favorite meme @djp3 hot off the press.
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Michael Everest
1 year
This is actually a super clever way to market your product/event only to people who carry *two phones* at all times.
@lyssazim
alyssa 😬
1 year
Dearly Beloved, people do not want QR codes sent to their phone or emails. They want links. QR codes are for physically posting in places that are not *inside the internet*. That's all. Thank you.
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Michael Everest
1 year
This might come in handy…
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
10 years
People pronounce my name many different ways. Let #KidsForKamala show you how it’s done.
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Michael Everest
1 year
Rockies, Broncos, Stanford football, and whatever three #Westmont Warriors teams have the most athletes in my classes at the time.
@BallMuse23
Ball
1 year
You have 6 championships to divide amongst your favorite sports teams, how would you split them up?
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