Evan Fanning
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🔸Do stuff in video, podcasts, social media, strategy 🔸Formerly @JOE_co_uk , @Telegraph and @Guardian 🔸Columbo enthusiast
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If Ten Hag is so keen to work with all these Ajax players then he probably should have just stayed at Ajax.
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Impressive first season for Frank Lampard. Took Chelsea from 3rd to 4th; got six points fewer than Sarri; conceded as many league goals as Brighton; lost the FA Cup final to a fairly ramshackle Arsenal.
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The offside law means Liverpool would have been better off if Alisson had let in Watkins’ shot rather than save it. Any rule that rewards a keeper letting in a shot rather than saving it probably needs to be looked at.
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We had 96 years to ask the Queen if she really wanted all football fixtures called off the weekend after she died. Yet here we are. Absolute shambles.
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This is brilliant from
@PhilippeAuclair
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If Micheál Martin doesn't have a pint standing on the lectern at tonight's address then he's badly misjudged the mood of the nation.
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Gary Neville has so far blamed:
• the organisation
• the press
• the line up
• the tactics
Without ever mentioning the manager might be responsible for those.
His reputation disintegrating as quickly as this United team.
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Gotta respect Salt Bae. Never has a man rinsed more out of putting some salt on a steak.
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If Lampard gets Derby promoted I wonder if he’ll refuse to manage them in matches against Chelsea
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Not sure Liverpool are the opposition for Gary Neville to claim that United losing their key centre back is too big a blow to cope with.
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The idea that there’s a debate about whether Trent is England’s best right back is insane. He’s one of the best players the country has ever produced.
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Lovren is to blame for all of this. Even when it’s not directly his fault he unsettles everyone else. It’s like trying to relax at home knowing there’s a stranger drinking cans in your kitchen.
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This is - by a considerable distance - the worst thing that’s ever happened in Ireland
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The moment in Finding Jack Charlton when Jack sees Paul McGrath on his laptop, says his name and smiles is one of the most heartbreakingly brilliant moments of any documentary I’ve ever seen.
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Danny Murphy asks "why haven't Poland showed a bit of fight and got more yellow cards" when the lack of yellow cards is literally the thing keeping them in the tournament
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@toadmeister
Hi mate. Just wondering if you’d be up for an interview where you talk about how you’d have become a paedophile if your wife hadn’t stopped you?
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He lost a staring contest with Will fucking Self
“I was in the army, I wasn’t trained to lose” - fighting talk from ERG’s Mark Francois
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The best thing about coronavirus is that it's been fucking ages since Ireland played Georgia
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‘I think I would have to say... the Best of the Beatles’
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Half the stuff Peter Drury says doesn’t make any sense at all.
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Fair play to Rafa. He hasn’t even got the job yet and he’s already pissing off all the right people
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Really didn’t think the pay off here was going to be as good as it was
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Fair play to West Ham for making their manager announcement look like an ad featuring someone who’s just taken out a comprehensive life assurance policy protecting his loved ones should the worst happen unexpectedly
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Michael Owen is one interview away from claiming to have thrown a copper kettle over a pub
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Mad how the world’s top three footballers are Messi, Ronaldo and Andy Robertson
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Hopefully Ole can use this to tell the players about a time it rained when Sir Alex was in charge
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April 10 2019 - Donald Tusk: ‘Please do not waste this time’
September 14 2019 - Boris Johnson: ‘I’m the Incredible Hulk’
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It’s amazing none of the top English clubs have come in for him…
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The moment when Musk says ‘go fuck yourself’ for the first time and turns to the audience looking for acclaim that doesn’t come is as excruciating as any scene in Succession
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Roy Hodgson votes for Javier Mascherano for the Ballon d'Or. A player he tried to replace with Cristian Poulsen
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This looks like the poster for a new reality show where the kids get to choose their new step-dad.
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City still a good bit off Lance Armstrong’s record of seven titles in a row.
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I see one of the Zero Covid people said today that there no evidence of lockdown fatigue in Ireland. He should come round to my house. I’m watching the Tenerife Open FFS
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Seani Maguire looks like a child dressed up as an adult for a school production of Bugsy Malone.
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There are more players who’ve played for Ireland left at this tournament than Real Madrid players
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The size of trophies is getting way out of hand these days. Nobody is going to be able to lift that.
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Gary Neville just said he thinks Manchester United ‘managed that second half well’.
They were 2-0 up at half time; 3-2 up four minutes into injury time.
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This
@OliDugmore
interview with Rory Stewart, published on March 12th, is doing the rounds again.
It’s not only incredibly prescient but shows what a total abdication of responsibility there has been from Boris Johnson
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If you’d offered me 29-0 down to the All Blacks with half an hour to go at the start of the season I’d have bit your hand off
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Strange situation to be into the last two minutes thinking ‘Liverpool really need a sixth here’
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Great to see Southampton v Burnley live on two separate channels today. Always felt it was a fixture that was too big for one broadcaster.
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It's a small minority of England fans who are ruining it for everyone else tonight in Marseille
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Ki-Jana Hoever was only 16 years 10 months and 15 days when Jordan Pickford threw the ball onto Divock Origi's head
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Michael Owen, Joe DiMaggio,
@GaryLineker
, sadness, joy and Barcelona - you won't get this piece anywhere else
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Emotional moment as the squad who have battled together all season unite for the final judgment
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@tonygallagher
@brianmoore666
@HootonOliver
I worked on the sports desk for three years. I enjoyed his column and any dealings I had with him.
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Manchester United in a deadline day race to sign a player based in China while there’s a near worldwide ban on flights out of China. Peak Ed Woodward.
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Imagine losing a game and just leaving Trent Alexander Arnold sitting there watching.
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Unpopular opinion a couple of days ago but soon to be popular: this is the worst World Cup of all time.
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If you want to know how Eric Cantona rocks up to an interview, he does it with a glass of red wine in his hand
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“When they first got in touch I thought they must be trying to sign me to play in midfield.
No, but seriously, it’s great to be back.”
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If you’re older than 12 and have a football stadium birthday cake there’s something seriously wrong with you
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VAR only works if it’s getting the decisions right. If it gets one wrong and two mins later gets one right for the other team then you may as well just have a referee. Because that inconsistency was the problem in the first place.
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If this doesn’t top every end-of-year ‘Best Of’ list then 2020 is more fucked than we even thought
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The absolute irony of Solskjaer being reluctant to make substitutions.
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Ireland have played three games in the past six days. If it wasn’t for a 96th minute Cristiano Ronaldo goal they all would have finished 1-1, but with wildly different emotional reactions. We are masters of this art.
Ireland’s greatest gift to world football is that we’ve managed to split the simple 1-1 draw into about 37 different emotional reactions.
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We're looking for writers at all levels of experience on all subject matters to join the crack team
@JOE_co_uk
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England v Croatia. A match that’s both a title decider and a relegation six-pointer. This is what the Nations League is all about.
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But I thought foreigners were the enemy?
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Everton trying to be the Poundshop Atletico Madrid is definitely the best thing to happen today.
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You could spend half your day reading Rob Smyth on Ronaldo and watching the clips. It would be time well spent
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I would like to add to this previous tweet that I think Neville is right - Ole need time to get these things right. Extend his contract.
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In many ways we’re all a giant container ship trapped in a canal due to poor life choices while a tiny digger tries to free us from our own malaise.
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Strong argument for this being the worst tweet of all time
MANchester will have to be renamed PERSONchester.
And feMALEs will have to be called fePERSONs.
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Michael O’Neil signs new contract with Northern Ireland and records uplifting video about the need to invest in youth.
Martin O’Neill signs new contract and gets straight into settling scores with Tony O’Donoghue
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If ever a picture summed up what the Championship is all about ...
http://t.co/KIDYhXRxav
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Let he who hasn't accidentally named his all white male gang after the leader of the Ku Klux Klan cast the first stone
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I really wish they’d stop calling mass brawl’s in Gaelic Football “unsavoury”. It’s literally the only reason some of us are watching.
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Delighted the very talented
@AchinglyChic
has joined the brilliant team
@JOE_co_uk
to make cool stuff like this
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So this is happening now. Eric Cantona being interviewed by
@mrjamesob
for
#Unfiltered
. Coming soon on
@JOE_co_uk
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Irish Twitter when overseas media cover Ireland: ‘You know nothing about our country’
Irish Twitter when foreign media don’t cover Ireland: ‘Why are you ignoring our country?’
Irish Twitter when Irish columnist writes about England: ‘Perfect. This has the Brits down to a tee’
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Three years ago...
If you want to know how Eric Cantona rocks up to an interview, he does it with a glass of red wine in his hand
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If you think this was angry you should have seen the time I accidentally taped over Frankie Goes to Hollywood on Top of the Pops
LISTEN🎧: This sums up how most of us feel about John Delaney's "disgraceful" behaviour yesterday. We're also happy to introduce a new character to Second Captains - ANGRY DION
@dionfanning
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#towelie
#poochie
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