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@eur0trasher
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just a guy!!!!!!!! fake fake not real fake fake fake thx
he/they
Joined January 2025
like this for a somewhat randomly assigned mythical reel pull #PulseLMP
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ummm so i just want everyone to know that the wasps definitely didnt take me hostage for a few days there
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/ just interviewed for a job (yay) but then they asked me to send them my most recent eval’s contact info (nay) (im gonna throw up)
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so guess who just killed two more wasps (i think i heard one buzz for like twenty whole seconds as it was dying, OR more terrifyingly, it buzzed as it recovered from my mild two hit attack with the electric racket, and now it's coming for revenge?)
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in case anyone wanted an update to the wasp saga, shoving a towel against the crack of the door i share with the suspicious bathroom had prevented invasion for many nights, but then i got arrogant and assumed the problem had some how solved itself and tn i didnt put the towel
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did i just see UNO is coming to the vegas strip..... time to go gamblin cowboys
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might pull a little old lady that swallowed a fly and get a praying mantis to live in the house and eat all these fuckers
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just killed another and it’s currently unsure if it’s the same one i saw go behind the blinds… i either stay under the blanket all night or sleep on a couch
i just killed three more big ass wasp-like bugs (i think maybe black mud daubers?) and i’m TORED OF IT GRANDPA
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i just killed three more big ass wasp-like bugs (i think maybe black mud daubers?) and i’m TORED OF IT GRANDPA
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once again i ask the difficult question: why was there so much sexual tension between these two
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another question for the void, should i start that building the band reality show on netflix
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