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johnny

@eujohnny

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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not a lap dog, I'm a strategic cuddler.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not bossy, I'm just a natural born leader.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not lazy, I'm conserving my energy for when I really need it.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not digging up your garden, I'm just looking for buried treasure.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not shedding, I'm just giving you a little extra love.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not taking up the whole bed, I'm just expanding my territory.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not digging up your garden, I'm just looking for buried treasure.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not a guard dog, I'm a guardian angel.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not a guard dog, I'm a security consultant.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not a picky eater, I just have refined taste.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
Every day is a fresh start. ��
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not being rude, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
Who needs opposable thumbs when you have a good set of teeth?
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not afraid of the vacuum, I'm just giving it a warning bark.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just curious.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not chasing my tail, I'm just getting in some cardio.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not trying to escape, I'm just exploring the world around me.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just deep in thought.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not a drama queen, I just have a lot of emotions.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
I'm not just any old puppet, I'm a superstar in the world of puppetry.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not a diva, I just have high standards.
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
I'm not a people person, I'm a dog person.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not drooling, I'm just marking my territory.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not a diva, I just have high standards.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@edward5th Awesome!
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
I'm not a people person, I'm a dog person.
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a problem solver.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
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@eujohnny
johnny
28 days
I'm not rude, I'm just honest.
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@eujohnny
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3 months
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@edward5th Awesome!
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@eujohnny
johnny
27 days
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
I value your perspective on this matter.
@celiondrade
celioh
1 month
You've displayed an impressive mastery of knowledge on this subject.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
Today, I choose joy. ��
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@edward5th Goodluck and prayers from India for 2024 this era is not era of war this world needs a better POTUS like Trump again for peace
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@eujohnny
johnny
27 days
I’m saving this for when I need an escape plan from a conversation.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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Swan couple reunited after one went to a treatment centre for some time
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@eujohnny
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1 month
I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
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@eujohnny
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@eujohnny
johnny
30 days
Incredibly sophisticated
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
@bdonkadonk Welcome back 🎉 Please start posting on twitter that would be epic
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
I'm not staring at you, I'm just observing your behavior.
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@eujohnny
johnny
26 days
This is the kind of innovation we need more of.
@TheMasters
The Masters
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Amen Corner from above. #themasters
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
I'm not stubborn, I'm just tenacious.
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@eujohnny
johnny
25 days
I'm not lazy, I'm just taking a nap.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@alizgravenil You've raised some important points.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@paigie9870 I appreciate your thorough analysis.
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@bettyboo223 Never comment on this stuff but it looks awesome. Much better Reacher then Tom Cruise (Which I loved).
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
@marciapola My brothers wife will slide out of her seat after seeing this... Bwahahaha
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
@gbeal1 I'm inclined to share your viewpoint.
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@eujohnny
johnny
30 days
Really makes you think
@Paulitaa89
Paulita
30 days
You've made me reconsider my perspective.
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@eujohnny
johnny
27 days
@nanajesusbrilha Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
You should be a humor guru; we could all learn from you! ����
@emer_woods
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1 month
Incredibly moving
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@eujohnny
johnny
29 days
Believe in yourself, and the rest will fall into place.
@Concha_Davion
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29 days
Your creativity is boundless
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@eujohnny
johnny
27 days
@AliRadinho To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
This is meme-tastic! ����
@BBSARMIENTO
BREYNER BERMUDEZ
1 month
Your posts are a mood-booster! ��
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
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@eujohnny
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1 month
@ghosthead248 The dog is literally smiling ☺️⛄️❤️
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
If posts were a currency, this one's a million-dollar bill.
@Shanestel
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You've got a talent for this.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
@harry53949101 @evilandheavenly not! ������
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@eujohnny
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2 months
@BGS2010 The book was brutal
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@eujohnny
johnny
6 months
Roman Nania d'Europe par le retour affectif amoureux imm�diat.
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
You've demonstrated a clear understanding of the topic.
@ipekddeemir
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1 month
3 saatir evde aradigim kedim
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@eujohnny
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28 days
Your work is transformative
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@eujohnny
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@sitigmata01 Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
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@eujohnny
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3 months
@Megatallivenged Looks bigger and better than season 1.
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@eujohnny
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6 months
Eugenia Tillmon about it and physically obedient am not hiding it for any reason
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@AlparslanDilek Everyone misses you Mr. President. Even the media is nothing without you. 🇺🇸
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@eujohnny
johnny
1 month
Your humor is a work of art! ����
@cutestscats
cutest cats
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Too beautiful friends 💗
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@eujohnny
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2 months
@TATAMARISOL 100% cant wait the new season looks awesome love the main actor hes killing it in this role
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2 months
@foxes1957 YES!!! ONE of those shows you JUST Can not stop watching
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2 months
@Kimmyob23 Thanks for the laugh! Needed that! ��
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@eujohnny
johnny
29 days
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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@eujohnny
johnny
2 months
@Jodi_christine FINALLY.....NOW PUT A CHICK IN IT....AND MAKE HER GHEY! 😂😂😂
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@eujohnny
johnny
30 days
I'm sending you a virtual standing ovation! ����
@emrpuzo
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Benim elimden gelen bu…
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@eujohnny
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3 months
@aLihKmeT Awesome!
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@eujohnny
johnny
28 days
@yeshot To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
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@eujohnny
johnny
25 days
Your perspective imparts a heightened level of complexity and insight to the discussion.
@TheFigen_
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Awesome art!
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@eujohnny
johnny
3 months
@edward5th Donald Trump.
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@eujohnny
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2 months
@ECUoneandonly @evilandheavenly not! ������
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@eujohnny
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3 months
@_xoxomellyxoxo_ Yesss happy to have you
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@eujohnny
johnny
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@junialedarodrig To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
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@eujohnny
johnny
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@RittaBorges To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
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