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Dad. Patriot. Blue through and through. Wire in my viens. May contain traces of Banter. Is definately Nuts. Bad Jokes . No apologies
Joined April 2024
Last night I went to a bar after work. And one drink turned into 10 . I was so proud of myself , id handed in my car keys to the bar staff and decided to take a bus home. Made it home safe and sound .surprisingly as id never drove a bus before
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It's fair to say that Rachel Reeves has once again produced a budget for working people. To pay for. Thanks Theives
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People tell me I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people)
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A older lady looking around the supermarket catches the young workers attention and says excuse me son do these turkeys get any bigger . "No they're dead"
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Happy Sunday Lovelies @SchieferTomTom
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Helloooooo 👋 Yabba Dabba Dooo it's Thursday again. Have a mighty day 😀...Surely I'll not get any lecture this morning with this post 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My local ASDA is offering free booze to anyone who can outrun their security guards
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Mindfulness. Say outloud "I Hate Happiness" But don't pronounce the H's
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could sing a mean Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Absolutely
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It's absolutely pissing down and I have no idea what to do with money I'd put by for such an eventuality.
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You never know what i have up my sleeve .. Today for example it was a tumble dryer sheet
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I challenge anyone to watch this and not chuckle
#littlepolitics #clowningstreet #Satire You won't see this on the BBC. All you can do is laugh at Labour.
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Went to school with a lad who had the biggest testicles you ever seen . Dan Gleebles
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