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How come they can track and tax my Venmo and Cash App transactions for $600 but we can’t know where our $20 billion went in Ukraine? 🤔
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If you’re leaving Twitter when/if
@elonmusk
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PayPal’s value plummeting $6 Billion overnight is some of the quickest karma I’ve ever seen.
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Am I the only one who had no idea Jim Carrey was even on Twitter?
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HOT TAKE: the Supreme Court will strike down this student loan nonsense, as Joe has no constitutional authority to “forgive” debt, making this whole thing just a perfectly timed stunt for midterms.
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This time last year, Twitter was banning people for saying what the CDC said last week.
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Who wants to bet some money — Joe Biden had a choice between Griner or Whelan and he picked the gay, black lady instead of the marine. Any takers?
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What do AIDS, MERS, ZIKA, Bird flu, SARS and Covid all have in common?
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Forgive me.. but the guy who accidentally (?) left thousands of guns for the Taliban doesn’t get to lecture me about gun control.
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@davidmweissman
We don’t care if you use them. But you can’t force me to use them too. Free speech remember?
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Trump rally attendees spontaneously started singing the Star Spangled Banner, like the true fascists they are, and it was gross.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Arizona has finished counting and the race has been called for Stacey Abrams.
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Word on the street is Liz Cheney has requested that the FBI raid her house after she saw what it did for Trumps poll numbers.
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Why can’t someone who makes $124,999 a year pay their student loans?
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Please stop bitching about President Biden draining the strategic petroleum reserve. It’s intended for national disasters and that’s precisely what the Biden administration is.
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How is it that we can get our hands on Trump’s tax returns before Epstein’s little black book, the contents of Hunter’s laptop, the SC leaker and the J6 pipe bomber?
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Colin Kaepernick came out and thanked his adoptive parents for giving him an opportunity to be raised in a two-parent home, get an education, grow up to be a professional athlete who made decent money.
Just kidding, he called them racists.
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Another $270 million to Ukraine, meanwhile I’m buying fake ass Raisin Bran. Thanks, Joe Biden.
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If Alex Jones’ misinformation cost him over $900 million, how much would Pfizer owe?
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Nothing says “I’m a democrat” better than quitting your job because you have to work.
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I am 10000% convinced we will never have another red wave as long as there is mail in voting.
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Anyone avoiding watching 2000 Mules because you know it’s just going to piss you off?
Or is it just me?
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I’m no mathematician, but you can’t have record layoffs and record job numbers at the same time.
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If they’ll kill an unborn baby, cheating in an election is nothing.
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The MSU shooter got caught with a loaded gun in 2019 with no permit. That’s a felony. They let him plead guilty to a misdemeanor, dropped the felony charge, and therefore made it possible for him to legally get his hands on another gun. But yeah, it’s definitely the guns fault.
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Bill Barr is saying Trump will burn the whole house down like that’s a bad thing.
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McCarthy expunging Trumps impeachments would be the nail in the coffin for Rob Reiner.
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Who else is tired of this shit?
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Donald Trump surprised our troops in Afghanistan on Thanksgiving. Joe Biden used the holiday to threaten Americans 2A rights.
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Taking bets — What chaos will the Dems create over the next few days to distract from midterms? A new disease? Police shooting? What do you think…
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I’m not mad at you for getting vaccinated — why are you mad at me for not? 🤷🏼♀️
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GenZ showed up and showed out for their president! He’s the only guy that’s willing to help them out by forgiving their student loa… wait… shit.
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@elonmusk
replying to Hillary Clinton with a link alleging Papa Pelosi was drunk and with a gay prostitute is the feel good story of the day.
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Here’s your daily reminder that threatening jail time to certify an election is not normal.
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@NBCNews
Twitter is a private company. If you don’t agree with the ToS, go make your own Twitter.
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@ericswalwell
Your choice for dinner companion is between a Chinese spy and your wife — who do you choose?
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They made people watch their loved ones die alone over FaceTime and then disallowed a funeral.
No Amnesty.
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I have a crazy idea but hear me out… what if we helped people because they need it without worrying about the color of their skin? Too radical?
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Happy New Year! I’ve lost over 300 pounds today — Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger and Nancy Pelosi.
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How many times is Joe Biden going to claim his son died in Iraq before someone fact checks him?
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Serious question. How is it that the kiosk at McDonald’s, to digitally order your McChicken with cheese, is more reliable than a voting machine in America?
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Are any democrats going to denounce the attempted violence against Kari Lake or are we the only ones who have to do that?
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@davidmweissman
@elonmusk
The fact that you’re criticizing someone for checking their facts before releasing them speaks volumes to the state of journalism in America, but that will probably go over your head.
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CNN said it might look like republicans are winning but things will change in the middle of the night.
Sound familiar?
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Here’s your friendly reminder that the laptop is real and the big guy knew.
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My mom just got a call from the RNC asking for a donation and membership. Her response: you won’t get a dime from me, want to know why?
@LeaderMcConnell
blew it, we could have won the senate too. When you stop blowing it, I’ll come back.
🥹 I’ve never been so proud.
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@davidmweissman
@JoeyMannarinoUS
It’s the speakers office. She’s not the speaker. There’s your reason.
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While Arizona is counting votes from nearly four days ago, Florida had a midterm election, counted millions of votes, declared winners, had a hurricane and has rebuilt infrastructure. Let that sink in.
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I’m pro-reparations. I think BLM should make amends for the billions of dollars they swindled from black and brown Americans.
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I really can’t get over the candidates we’ve been offered by the democrat party. Is the next guy gonna be on life support?
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Good morning to my semi-fascist friends! What will you do today to be a threat to democracy?
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Have liberals swapped out their Ukrainian flags for Chinese ones yet?
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So in about 2 years, CBS will report that Joe Biden has dementia.
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Gooood morning to everyone. I hope you have an awesome day.. oh, and the FBI helped stage J6.
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400 private jets land in Egypt to attend a conference about how jet fuel is ruining the earth.
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33% of registered voters would vote for Joe Biden if the election were held today. That number is mind blowingly high.
Who are you? SHOW YOURSELVES! 😂
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Kari Lake was winning too bigly so the FBI had to interfere but don’t worry, the FBI is investigating as we speak.
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Join me in geeking the fuck out because
@ScottPresler
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Mama, I made it! 😂
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Nancy Pelosi is certain that J6 was an insurrection but she can’t prove it to you — just take her word for it.
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@BidensWins
Joe Biden is the president but 63% of Americans disapprove of the way Donald Trump is handling the border? 🙃
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Someone explain to me how giving $370 billion to Green New Deal extremists will reduce inflation.
Explain it to me like I’m a democrat.
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The IRS is going to be monitoring service industry workers’ tips. Tough day for all of the waitresses who voted for Biden.
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Hey liberals — no one on the right gives a 💩 about Hunter’s anatomy. It’s the 10% for the big guy part we’re interested in. But please, continue to discuss revenge porn. It makes you look really smart.
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Does anyone believe the UN’s latest claim that climate change is causing more heart attacks? Show yourselves, please. I don’t believe that level of dumb exists.
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Kamala had a 50/50 chance and she blew it. Picked the wrong Korea. Go figure.
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Breaking News: Biden said no more funds for Ukraine. Just kidding, it was Florida.
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I think I’m learning the rules…
If the SC leaker is conservative, we will find out their name, address, social security number, life history.
But if they are liberal, they’ll bury the story and just pretend it never happened.
How am I doing?
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Breaking News: Don Lemon has been removed from his morning show. I guess he’s no longer in his prime.
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@ACTBrigitte
@petersengene33S
I’ve been boycotting Pizza Hut for years - their food is trash.
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