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I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
Michigan, USA
Joined August 2010
If ending hunger only costs $25 billion, it's not the billionaires who should be in trouble.
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
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RT @evilrashida: You people are all under spells from the mold in your homes. I stopped seeing ghosts soon as I moved out of my Grandfather….
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It's a crazy leap from "I'm over 30 and want kids" to "The men who date me should be legally mandated to decide within 3 months if they do too".
i know multiple mid-thirties women who want kids but are dating guys who are years into “still deciding” if they want kids. if you enter a relationship with a woman over 30, you should legally have 3 months to decide if you want kids and after that you have to break up.
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Sometimes I worry Jesus will say it's enough and simply cast everyone into the lake of fire.
I casually told my ex that my whole body was sore. Him: you don’t workout, you don’t go to the gym. How come your whole body is sore. Omo I explained tire that day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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RT @NC_Renic: We’ve promised this new role to an internal candidate but let’s get 400 people to request 3 letters of recommendation just in….
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Lando Norris chasing Piastri with a chance to reduce the points gap to 2
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Of all the games you can play with a partner who's younger than your own son?.
Draya Michele tests Jalen Green's knowledge of early 2000s music, but he struggles to name the group Beyoncé was part of before her solo career, which was Destiny's Child.
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RT @BelowTearline: Rule Number One: Do not take a selfie to sign up for a gossip app while working on the flight line at a secret military….
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I’m sorry but the irony that is happening is immense.
Tea App still having problems. As of this writing their API does not have appropriate permissions set and anyone can query the API to dump all user geolocation data.
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I knew I wasn't crazy. Sometimes when I watch movies and shows, the timing is different from how I remember it and I brush it off as memory lapses.
Watching satellite tv for the first time in years and the first thing I noticed was they are seriously actually increasing the speed of programs so they can fit more ads in between, definitely a good sign.
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It seems I was too generous.
You'll never get some people to see reason about anonymous accusation boards until you add their family members and write whatever you like next to their names, pictures and identifying information. Suddenly.
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The math needed for ML research is horrifying. It's graduate math in truth.
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RT @McCormackJohn: I interviewed Baltimore’s top prosecutor—who defeated progressive Marilyn Mosby in 2022—about why the number of murders….
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RT @TheNBACentel: The Kings are holding a private workout for Ben Simmons and Russell Westbrook, with the first to hit 5 three-pointers bei….
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