Sitting in the hairdressers waiting for my boyfriend and I see this table... @AlexErnst has been here @DavidDobrik

Someone come brush my hair pls

Update: he’s already loving it😁 @KissFMUK @neevofficial

Making Brandon listen to #KISSTORY for the first time ever😱😱 @KissFMUK

i HATE people that decide to post an entire concert on their snapchat story

i want to go shopping today but i know i shouldn’t spend anymore money...

God I love harry

I am so upset #RIPStanLee

Waste of time really

Having a boyfriend is great because I always have someone to gossip to and he won’t tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place

Really need to stop fake laughing at work, it’s becoming obvious

The amount of times I’ve nearly crashed my car staring at doggies out for a walk

Dropped the fucking homemade lasagne in the fucking oven it’s gone fucking everywhere and now I have no fucking dinner fuck sake

So I’m driving and a man is jogging on the pavement and he leaps to avoid three drains and falls into the road and nearly get hit by a car...

'That Nigerian kit is lavely isn't it haha Wakanda forever, my name's Alex I'm a doctor' #loveisland

How many fucking times does she wanna say “like”

Right who’s up for giving me a million pounds then?