squidward was a struggling artist trapped in his day job at the krusty krab and if he didn't have to work so hard to make ends meet he could've perfected his craft outside of self portraits so the general public of bikini bottom could've appreciated him... in this essay i will
saw some chalk on the sidewalk that said “FREE 4 IU STUDENTS” and my immediate reaction was oh my god where are they trapped but turns out i just don’t have to pay any money $$ for the event they’re advertising. hm mind working on overdrive i see
watching liberals become more conservative as the student protests intesify and genocide continues because it would simply shatter their world otherwise to acknowledge the atrocities their “left” facilitates. you are living a fantasy!
when my friends are talking and i'm eating cereal i just have to accept that i cannot hear a word they're saying and their conversation is lost on me forever. and maybe that's okay
Good Evening, “erinarikan” was a 36 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
remembering the time in my youth where deniz and i made ornaments in like 1st grade or something and i dropped mine and it broke ❤️ i was sad so of course i then took deniz’s ornament and smashed it to the ground
everyone on tiktok is like “brown sugar iced coffee starbucks drink? YOU’RE GETTING SCAMMED!!! it’s so easy to make” the whole menu is a scam. everything is a scam bro. become communist.
imagine being able to have this type of immense luxury and not having to care about politics/other people’s political views because it will never directly affect you
lets say, hypothetically, there was an ethereal bisexual. and said ethereal bisexual who always wore black made obama read foucault only to friendzone him later. and for the sake of the argument
i hate you nasty twitter bitches i just grabbed deodorant but now i have to go back to the aisle and get a different one because i just realized i got the first one in the row. UGH
ive always hated sabra bc their hummus is so bad it might as well be an attack but turns out they are apart of the BDS list of companies to boycott bc they give money to the IDF... i know before i even know
I live in constant fear of the western descent towards facism. But I digress… the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room.
THEDRINKYOUSPILTALLOVERMELOVERSSPITLEFTONREPEARMYMOMANDDADLETMESTAYHOMEITDRIVESYOUCRAZYGETTINGOLD my essay is due tomorrow morning and i haven't done most of it