Eric Schwartz
@ericschwartz
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Who writes this stuff. COMEDIAN • “Chaz” on Helluva Boss. FOR TOUR DATES, MERCH, 1-HR SPECIAL: https://t.co/op6WZWuwF7
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2007
You don’t know CULTURA?! Sometimes, I forget, not everyone grew up with a Mexican step dad. See you: ( https://t.co/S0YmV3FCcl) 11/26 - @FlappersComedy Burbank, CA 12/14 - @laughfactory Covina, CA 12/31 - @roostertf Sunnyvale, CA
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Tonight on @comicsunleashed on @CBS. Honored to be part of this season’s lineup of some of the best comedians in the game.
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Bro at my comedy show only sounded like he could shred waves. Surf over to https://t.co/TGwdMzyoQ3 and see you at the next one: 11/26 - Burbank, CA 12/14 - Covina, CA 12/31 - Sunnyvale, CA #comedyshow #crowdworkcomedy #comedians
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This logo needed to go! The new logo is classic and new at the same time. Which logo redesign should I roast next? #logodesign #logo #logos #graphicdesign
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We’re Graphic Designers Pt 7! Let’s talk fonts, Golden Ratio, freelancer pet peeves. What’s next? #fonts #graphicdesigner #graphicdesigner #goldenratio
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I probably do! Feel free to quiz me and I promise not to use the Internet too look up the answer.
@ericschwartz Genuine question, do you still remember any of the animal facts from back then?
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The rumors are true! Long before I was an animated playboy shark on Helluva Boss, I dropped 16 seasons of knowledge about the animal kingdom on the educational kids’ show, Animal Atlas. #HelluvaBoss
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To everyone I have affected, I’m truly sorry. If there’s anything that our current world has shown us, is that there is no room for such behavior. #gratitude #consciousness #selfimprovement #transformation
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The first trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic has been released. In theaters on April 24, 2026.
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OLLA! The Mexican coffee movement is in full swing. I performed my new single, Café de Olla, at @titostacosusa and @titosvodka’s Fiesta Mexicana.
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Get tickets to my shows so I can feed this cute face. And my cat, too. Tix: https://t.co/E3JxhpcK0M 11/14 - Coachella, CA 11/26 - Burbank, CA 12/14 - Covina, CA 12/31 - Sunnyvale, CA
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These graphic-design mantras are some of the lines that got cut out of previous episodes of “We’re Graphic Designers.” What was I thinking? #graphicdesign #graphicdesigners #ruleofthirds #fontdesign
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California haters will HATE this! https://t.co/E3JxhpdhQk 11/14 - @spotlight29casino Coachella, CA 11/26 - @flapperscomedy Burbank, CA 12/14 - @laughfactory.covina Covina, CA 12/31 - @roostertf Sunnyvale, CA #california #californian #electionday #calilife
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I never thought I’d find my inner chola at a Día de los Muertos, but she pops up when she wants to and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. #calaveras #mexican #sugarskullmakeup #chola
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Feliz Día de Los Muertos! I found a secret level in Duolingo that unlocks this version of Coco’s “Remember Me.” #diadelosmuertos #dayofthedead #díademuertos #mexican
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I won the Halloween costume contest at the panadería! Cafe de olla for all. https://t.co/E3JxhpdhQk 11/14 - Coachella, CA 11/26 - Burbank, CA 12/14 - Covina, CA 12/31 - Sunnyvale, CA
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