Eric Kristensen
@erickristensen
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Marginally-famous regional celebrity My other car is a fire engine. Let’s be friends.
Chicago
Joined September 2009
Pope Leo XIV will serve for 27 years…then determine the religion is “too old for him now” —- and find a younger, hotter religion.
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I don’t post on social media often, but when I do…it’s because I’m bragging about getting both the van & truck in the garage before a big snow. ❄️
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If you know, you know. 😂
55 crunchy tacos 55 soft tacos 55 bean burritos 55 cheesy roll ups 55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps 100 nacho fries 100 cheesy fiesta potatoes 100 doritos locos tacos (supreme) 100 crunchwraps 100 mexican pizzas 55 steak quesadillas 55 beefy melt burritos 55 spicy potato soft
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The @Cubs led off the game with a HR. Would have been nice to watch it. Hate these one-off streaming games… 😡
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My 5 year old stepson has overplayed more hit music on his Google than a Top 40 radio station.
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This man has some advice for you…
This cake has been on this car in my neighborhood since I left for the station at 3:45am. It’s now 7:30pm. Fair game to take it?
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Hello local meteorologists. You don’t all have to do Taylor Swift song title puns while describing the weather forecast this weekend.
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The line between real news and The Onion in society is growing dangerously thin… 😂
cnbc.com
After struggling to find an apartment rental in London on a budget, Harrison Marshall turned a dumpster into a tiny home for $5,000. Here's a look inside his "weirdly comfortable" 25-square-foot...
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Knock knock, who’s there? It’s pizza magic… 😆
This AI generated pizza commercial is terrifying and hilarious.
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I feel attacked.
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Just another day of trying to figure out what Phil Collins was talking about…
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