This is absolutely fucking brilliant.

15 yr old punches another player in the handshake line. 😮

i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

Lol

Funny moment w/ Sakkari and the ump. Tells her that Begu's coach is telling her where to serve every time (which is allowed by the new coaching rules). Ump with the counterpoint: If you can hear where the serve is going then that helps you too. Sakkari agrees and laughs. 😂

Yankee fans...

This alone would make me never be a rags fan

So cute 🥰❤️

Great point from @Kasparov63

If he shoots down one more balloon, Biden gets a giant stuffed Pikachu toy from the concessionaire

Where were you 15 years ago today when you saw this?

90% of tweets on Twitter are complaints about what other people are tweeting on Twitter. Including this one.

"If you win a tournament, and you don't face Novak Djokovic, then you kind of know that tournament isn't a real tournament." Nick Kyrgios

Hey @TennisChannel I can’t see the ball on my 📺 who’s idea was it to have a yellow tennis court?

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR 🚨 Fauda 4 is coming to Netflix (EVERYWHERE) Jan 20, 2023! To our fans, we appreciate how long you've waited and we are SO excited that you will finally see the best Fauda season yet! Thank you, from everyone at #TeamFauda @netflix

Third place means war

Sitting? Standing? Squatting? What's the best position for people with penises to pee? While it really depends on your preference, one study found sitting has medical benefits for certain people. 👇

Congrats to horrible lying scumbag Kevin McCarthy on winning the nomination to lead a terrible group comprised almost entirely of nut jobs and/or chickenshits.

Profound

At times, the #beagle may not be fully in control of her own ears. #beaglefacts 📷 @Abby_B19 / Twitter