i keep my ex husband's last name to piss off his family 🥰

still not knowing what tf going on

I’m so submissive when I’m being treated properly. Anything you say daddy🥰

heavy on ghosting lately, I literally don’t care

mentally i’m here

https://t.co/2qeXtiJEir

i ain't been here in a min but anyway, my divorce is finalized and i got a boyfriend. nobody can fwm lol

My job announced the passing of one of my (distant) coworkers and announced her position in the following email 35 mins later.... Always put yourself first

I’ll try Christmas lights and matching pajamas again next year

“How tf you get fired” Me: I ain’t even do shit The shit I did:

all i gotta do is lay on my bed for longer than 20 minutes and all my plans that day getting cancelled

How do people eat breakfast in the morning?? I just leave my house and hope for the best

This super talented girl on TikTok brings food from movies to life. Here’s her Ratatouille☺️👏🏾✨

Once you open this the combs inexplicably just scatter across the universe like dragon balls

weekends are never long enough