don't think we did this for you 😒

“It should’ve been ME. Not HIM. It’s not FAIR.”

One does not simply waka waka into Mordor

it came to me in a vision merry christmas

🤣🎅🏻 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

I’d like to apologize to Ohio State fans. Alabama fans are way more insufferable than you’ll ever be.

You've got to respect Dominic Calvert-Lewin's commitment at this point. How long can he keep scoring in a straight line in 2025-26?

If you’re a guest in someone’s home this holiday season, remember that the polite thing to do, immediately upon entering, is to drop to your knees and inspect the baseboards. If you find a single spec of dust, you must leave and proclaim you’ll never speak the them again.

The Rugrats Hanukkah and Passover episodes were elite

❤️😢

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The big picture worry for me is, I don’t see the improvement you’d expect from a brand new team learning to play together. Maybe it’ll click at some point, but we’re out of runway.

What are we throwing like 500% more cross-court passes this year? They rarely seem to work out well.

I don’t know how better to explain it, other than at times this season it’s felt like Auburn only has 4 guys on the court on defense.

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Arsenal fans singing "Feed the Scousers". Everton FC respond with 'Fans Supporting Foodbanks' on the giant screen.

“Crazy Train” followed by “Peace Train” is a choice I didn’t even know existed, but SiriusXM Road Trip Radio went for it. Sadly did not follow it up with “Long Train Runnin’” or “Midnight Train to Georgia”.

Oh that sad Aggie is gonna be a meme 😂

Everton and Auburn both on Peacock today! It’s like a planetary alignment or something 😂

You gotta hand it to ‘em, they keep finding new pastry-related gimmicks!