sahil
@epichilfire3
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for my epifunnies || bits '24
bom | blr
Joined September 2022
all i'm saying is zendaya gave a 5'6" guy a chance and she found the love of her life.
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imagine having a crush on me and walking into my room just to see me screaming SIUUUUU into the mirror.
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my dream is to open Sai Krupa Asian Dhaba exclusively to have a dish called Sai Bao.
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"If there are no cameras, what reason do you have to not race through the red light" listen to yourself.
If you’re an atheist, what reason do you have to not lie?.
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TIL that the lyrics of Soni De Nakhre are not, in fact, "kendi pon patti jai"
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ever met a girl you know is going to be a karen when she grows up? an ashleigh?.
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wait so if you're fumbling the baddies and i'm fumbling the baddies, who's actually getting laid?.
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men who think women aren't funny clearly haven't seen the likes of twt.
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is there some sort of inverse autism where you're hyperaware of all social cues but you still end up violating them? because i'm probably the archetype. .
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issa weird fomo but i think i was too young to truly appreciate what it was like to have akon sing in ra one.
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psa: the brain you used to give jee adv is NOT the same brain you use to give cat 👍🏽.
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visiting home after moving out has you noticing things you never did before like damn my mom's kitchen is huge.
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i'm being so serious right now, i wonder how many reshoots they had to do.
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everything going on in america seems like a spoiler to the boys s5.
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