Mistah
@enzed01
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Sir Magalhaes one more corner please
🗣 Jamie Carragher: "It's just Arsenal. Weak. Bullied. Men against boys again. New season, same old story." Arsenal succumbed to a 2-0 loss to newly-promoted Brentford in their Premier League opener; Sergi Canos and Christian Norgaard capitalised on poor Gunners defending.
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You think no one is watching… because that’s what I want you to think. I’m watching, I’m always watching, waiting for that slip up, that moment of lapse of self consciousness…
one day, you'll realize that no one was really watching, and you could have done whatever you wanted. i just hope you don't figure it out too late.
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Same reason the laundry shop wraps your clothes in nylon after washing. Preservation & packaging.
Can anybody tell me why Nigerian car dealers suddenly started wrapping very old used cars with nylon like tear rubbers?
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You can’t tell me Arsenal aren’t the main characters because we have people more worried about Arsenal’s draw than their own team. How have you drawn current champions PSG and have time to obsess over Arsenal?
Afraid to say our status as the 🎶only team in London🎶 is under red alert of threat.
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This is patriarchal reinforcement but it’s what it is. Social media has gone too deep into the gender discourse rabbit hole that posts like this seem outlandish coming from a woman.
No. The type of man that wants women to approach him probably doesn't take initiative in other areas of his life as well and women don't find that attractive.
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The welder that welded the joints together not filing it down knowing it’s going to hurt people
You are looking at the second deadliest weapon after a Nuclear bomb
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🚨VDM: "that means you created the TikTok account that texted you by yourself." 🚨MIRABEL: "Yes sir, pls help me, I am very sorry." The truth is finally out!!!! 💔😭
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The day this party gets removed from power, the first thing to do should be to proscribe them as a terrorist organization.
" Only those with APC membership cards will get jobs, admission into schools, or be able to do anything in Nigeria soonest," - Benue State House of Assembly member.
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He’s so unbothered. Too tuff 🥶
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Review your latest tax law. It’s too oppressive.
What have I done to Nigeria?? 😭😭😭
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Take em. We got Dueks
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE | Newcastle are exploring a surprising Deadline Day move for Bukayo #Saka. Very difficult at this stage, as Arsenal have rejected an initial approach. @SkySportDE🏴
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“What does your family mean to you?…” He said the same to Zubimendi. This guy might actually be crazy
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We still have a leg against them this season. Need to be making sure we contribute our fair share towards that outcome.
Tottenham are getting relegated.
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Boy stepped on the emergency break 😭
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I actually can’t believe we sold Kiwor and got that guy at nearly double the price 😭 No way 😂
Hincapie isn’t as good as people think.
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Stuff like this don’t even rattle me. I clearly recall Arsenal fans doing combined XI before our games with city in 22/23 only to get slapped 3-1,4-1. Fans do stuff like this when they think their team has finally clicked. Just win me the game you can keep the lineups.
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Bruh. The people we discuss “footy” on this app with. Need to get serious with my life asap😭
One story finished... Passed my PhD viva yesterday with (basically) no corrections. Glory to God
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This is a UCL and league winning squad getting booed off the pitch by fans. But Arsenal fans will tell you that you can’t criticise starboy cause he has “credit in the bank” 😂 😭
Proper fanbase, don’t stand for any type of fuckry
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God forbid you ask Saka to pass the ball though. Then the gaslighting and virtue signalling ensues.
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