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Ⓥ ⚰︎ ☭ ♡ • mortician • they/them • venmo: @ valfry1 • @ valentinethemortician on insta
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conservatives b like “we need smaller government” and then want to give police a 7 billion dollar budget for tanks
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girl at the smoke shop asked me if i was spiritual and when i said nah she was like “well the spirits really like you they appreciate what you do for families” and ive never told her i work at a funeral home so im like 👀
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yall wanna talk about fuckin heat??? check out the parks project collab w peanuts
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anyone who thinks pancakes are better than waffles is a cop
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this is the last thing im gonna say under this tweet but remember the point of black lives matter is that we love black lives more than we hate the police
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THE DEA IS ALLOWING SURVEILLANCE OF PROTESTORS! LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME OR IF YOU NEED TO TAKE IT WITH YOU TURN OFF CELLULAR DATA AND LOCATION SERVICES BEFORE YOU GET TO THE PROTEST
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after the past 3 months of feeling awful i have started to feel like myself again and thats pretty fuckin cool
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hey this is fucking weird!!! dont say shit like this to strangers!!!!!
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twitter added the “___ likes this” feature solely to expose ppl who are horny on main
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i feel like i need a pirate hat and a sword to complete this look
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PSA u can be a POC character for halloween and not be in blackface (ie jimmy fallon as lucious lyon and brittany from as maritza from oitnb)
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a year ago today i became iconic
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tacoma police wont convict the cops that killed manny ellis and run over pedestrians with their squad cars why tf should my taxes go towards their salaries?
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do u ever just go to ur university for the first time after already being there a full year?
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tried to dye my hair chocolate brown and it turned out 92% cacao
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THE PASTOR JUST CALLED THE DEAD PERSON BY THE WRONG NAME AT MY SERVICE SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME
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I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years
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shoutout
@vryfreakingcool
for the amazing vampy pics
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got this on snap memories today reminding me i have always been fucking adorable
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TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
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so excited to let you all know that i am incredibly adorable and am allowed to drink alcohol in public
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fuck the tacoma police department, fuck this country for its repeated systemic failures to address police violence, i hope those fucking cops are wracked with guilt for the rest of their lives for the MURDER they committed
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unfortunately for all of you i am going out tonight hide ya hoes
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dont just like my tweets, slide in my dms, kiss me a little, lets go
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like this
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me, my big ear of corn, and my nerds at renaissance faire
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i didnt originally want to post this pic from ren faire and then i realized that my tits looked fantastic so here yall go
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i made a tiktok of all my funeral fit checks ive done and someone commented that they didnt realize i was a funeral director and thought i just had like 20 people die in the span of a month
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i just soft launched the fact im doing polyamory to my parents and my mom said “so youre basically a frat rat”
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i use they/them pronouns. i am nonbinary. i use they/them pronouns. i am nonbinary. i use they/them pronouns. i am nonbinary. i use they/them pronouns. i am nonbinary. i use they/them pronouns. i am nonbinary. i use they/them pronouns. i am nonbinary. i use they/them pronouns. i
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doin hot clown shit….. might turn 24 later idk
birthday photos as always by the fabulous
@vryfreakingcool
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this time last year I was dating someone that I would have to beg for a text back, now I am literally worshiped by my partner and its what i deserve
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my dentist told me i have the prettiest teeth in my whole family🥰
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all yall are freaking out about titanic part 2 electric bugaloo im just thinking about how fast theyre gonna decompose without oxygen
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ignore my acne and hype me up before i have to work :-))))))
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maybe im just loosing my sense of what is relevant in pop culture but who tf are these people?
Chris Appleton has filed for divorce from Lukas Gage after 6 months of marriage, TMZ reports.
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ur grandma just died and u walk into her funeral to see my cute ass
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my work posted me for funeral director and mortician appreciation day🥰
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some of yall need to be shrunk down to the size of a polly pocket, put in a shoebox, and shaken violently
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job interview this morning guess what its for based on my outfit
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