i look fit here

my birthday next sunday was planning on going away for the weekend and come back monday but sam only just told me after weeks of asking him to book it off that he can’t so i have nothing to do.

had 5 ciders today after telling sam i don’t wanna drink much and feel like i’m going to die.

left my eyelash curlers at home. now look dodgy

sam put my brand new vape in the washing machine.

i used to really worry as a kid cos i heard burnt toast gives you cancer and one day my grandad said he loves burnt toast and that really scared me.

me on tuesdays and thursdays when i can’t see my boyfriend.

it’s so crazy how strong hormones are.

put gradual tan on even though i’m still peeling i hope it comes out okay so i don’t have to die in the heat.

hey losers i want my uber paid for .#paypig #findom

going out with 59p rn but you losers can change that

my rev link finally works again.

i know i’m due for my period when i start sobbing at proposals.

anyone wanna send £360😔.

miss losing sleep to queue for the 1975 can’t wait for next tour.

anyone wanna reimburse me :) .#paypig #findom.

back in my pool guy phase.

vapes just died. sick.

was too hungry to even think to get a sub paying for it.