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RT @sarahclazarus: the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text.
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'Tis the season for Spotify to remind me just how much Taylor Swift I listen to. (166 hours in 2020).
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No such thing as a good republican in 2020.
Sen. Mitt Romney said he would support a floor vote on Trump’s Supreme Court, essentially clinching consideration of Trump’s nominee this year despite the impending election.
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That's the TICKET.
I have the great honor to announce that I’ve picked @KamalaHarris — a fearless fighter for the little guy, and one of the country’s finest public servants — as my running mate.
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Today's a good day as any to remind everyone that I'm too tall be an astronaut.
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Does anyone else finish a super long run and then just lay on the floor. Anyways I'm tweeting from the floor rn.
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I wrote a 1300 word communication log for an AMA discharge with the worst clients I've ever met because I'm 👏 not 👏 going 👏 to 👏 court 👏 over 👏 this 👏 ish 👏.
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I may be finishing my NINTH straight week of overnights, but Dunkin gave me a free coffee tonight so there's that.
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When my faculty walks in and I have a septic patient on 2 different pressors, FFPs, and canine albumin, and it's a green code. Overnights have been WILD this week
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When my septic patient has been on pressors for 14 seconds and it's BP is still 35 and I'd like to place 7 more catheters
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Me finishing a total of one (1) record from 12 hours ago after another COVID ER shift from hell
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Vets out there excited about a "no clients in the hospital" rule probably don't diagnose as many horrible things as I do in a tertiary referral ER. Telling someone they can't be with their pet when it is put to sleep multiple times a day is hard.
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Finishing a block of lonely solo overnights as an extrovert: 😁😁😁. Finding out you've been scheduled for at least 5 straight weeks of lonely solo overnights through COVID scheduling starting now: 😭😭😭. Don't forget veterinarian are 24/7 health care providers too.
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I'm uhhhh going to need to learn how to cook real quick.
BREAKING | All movie theaters, gyms, bars and restaurants will close in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut at 8 p.m. until further notice, New York Gov. Cuomo said. “The faster and better societies close down, the sooner they reopen," the governor said.
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I had just gotten in bed and turned off the light when I realized I forgot to lock my front door. That's when I realized I'd rather get murdered than get out of bed.
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When I lived in Kansas I didn't even have a favorite non-dairy milk option. 8 months of living in New York changes you.
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Don't invite me to things I don't want to go to. Because I WILL say yes.
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Philadelphia apartments: we require first month, last month, and a security deposit. My bank account: $17.
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When date night involves two veterinarians, no one wants to sit near you as you talk about your day 😂.
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