Me this morning: gunna do a workout, eat healthily all day and be productive Me an hour ago after tucking into a box of krispi kremes and in bed (again) watching netflix: diet starts tomo x

Yikes, Ben that was some ugly shit from you 🤮 screams fragile ego #LoveIsland

@o2 it's about time you issued a press release to the public regarding the delays in items which were ordered as "next day delivery" Your customer service team is clearly gagged in terms of what they can tell us. Nothing!! @BBCNews @itvnews @SkyNews @BBCBreaking @BBCBreakfast

It���s alright @O2, my phone hasn’t arrived today, I’ve had ZERO communication from you regarding the update of my order, so I guess I’ll just stay home all week and wait for the mysterious parcel to suddenly turn up. Not like I’ve got anything else to do in the lead up to Xmas 🙄

Lauren: ‘Jack’s sitting there like a glazed Christmas ham. Him and his nipples can take several seats’ 💀💀💀💀💀💀 I am wheezing #MAFSAU

5. Jack is a POS 💩

4. Tori are you doing this experiment with your eyes closed? Jack is quite possibly the biggest red flag ever. I thought Harrison was bad 😅

3. I LOVE LAUREN 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 everyone needs a friend like her who will go to bat for you

2. Jono is weak bowing down to dickhead Jack covering his back

1. Jack is a total misogynistic pig

I’m way behind and only just watching #MAFSAU. I’m on the episode of the 2nd dinner party… I am shook

Facebook and Instagram users coming to X to check if these websites are down

Whenever IG/FB are down, I RUN to Twitter to see memes like this 😂😂😂😂

I’m only on the first episode of the Dominican Republic trip and Chelsea is already highlighting just how insecure she is 😬 #LoveIsBlindS6 #LoveIsBlind

Giveaway time - 20x 25k Evaluations Please see the discord link: https://t.co/lgJerRflqZ

Give us an entire stand. Let us decorate their stadium. Score goals for us. The hospitality from #SAFC has been second to none #NUFC

Notice now Tom’s gone (the last little bit of Paul) Noky has fully been able to be herself, make jokes, laugh and smile. Truly need her to know how loved she is after those losers dulled her shine x #BBUK #BigBrotherUK

tom and jenkin will never be able to understand why yinrun is so “child like” aka joyful, fun, pure and kind bc they are a pair of miserable cunts and that’s all there is to it #BBUK

Tom still struggling without Paul #BBUK

TRISH CALLING PAUL A BULLY WHILST DOING THE LIMBO DESERVES A BAFTA FOR MOST CAMPEST TV MOMENT OF THE YEAR #BBUK