Hey @TfL, I thought your trains are “cleaned daily”? this Piccadilly line train looks like it’s not been cleaned in years. Pretty disgusting especially with the added risk of bed bugs etc this year. For clarity this wasn’t isolated to one or two seats but the whole carriage 🤮

Happy Birthday to my love! Celebrating with Cubs vs Cardinals! #LondonSeries

£lilborrower #CashAppUK

I’m too impatient to wait for my copy of The Mask Falling by @say_shannon to arrive tomorrow so I just bought it a second time for kindle 😂

Department of Education: Battle racism by updating reading lists at GCSE - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/kJVuDKE55l via @UKChange

Suspend UK export of tear gas, rubber bullets and riot shields to USA - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ZPYfUyPAuM via @UKChange

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.

Is it just me that finds coding examples that use foo and bar extremely unhelpful and confusing?? Please write real words that might help me interpret the meaning of what "foo" might do.

When you run out of loo roll and you shuffle to get a new one... @NFLUK #nfluk

He's waited 15 years for this experience! #KeepPounding #NFLUK @NFLUK @NFL

@British_Airways literally been trying to get through for over 7 hours now. What do you expect me to do??? It's a joke!

@MoneyhubApp you can change the insights period on Monzo and then compare like you would monthly. Please implement! 😁

Dear anti-abortion people: If you're not going to bring anything constructive to the conversation, kindly get back on your high horse, shut the fuck up and go away. Thanks.

Can someone at #victoriousfestival let me know if they are allowing umbrellas in?

You’re 8 years old. Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school. He’s your hero. But apparently other kids don’t think he’s so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent. You don’t want to be Chinese anymore.

“Why do you talk to your pet like a human?” First of all, that is my child

We're onto Anakin in his My Chemical Romance phase now. #StarWars #revengeofthesith